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What do You Want to do With Your Body When You Die?

Discussion in 'General' started by Tangerine Laugh, May 21, 2010.

  1. I want to be packed up into the selway bitterroot wilderness and have my body eaten by wild animals.
     
  2. i like to be cremated an pored into a tank of the finest vp gas and ran thru my race bike. prly Would run shitty cause the dirty gas but i think thats cool
     
  3. Another vote for wild animal chow. Happy Buzzards!:)
     
  4. I want my deceased body to be used as a replacement for crash dummies.
     
  5. snack for Kirstie Alley...
     
  6. i want my body to serve humanity as well as possible. i'm sure my wish won't come true. lol
     
  7. Donate it to science, most likely.
     
  8. Cremated and then put in a folgers can(lol) to then be spread somewhere
     
  9. I want to be buried in south carolina.
     
  10. #50 cowboysaxman, May 22, 2010
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    Donated to science, then cremated and spread in the creek I grew up swimming in:)


    I have people tell me I should save my money,
    so when I go, I can go in style
    In a walnut box with all the fancy trimmin's,
    vacuum packed to keep me fresh awhile.

    But send me to glory in a Glad bag,
    Don't waste no fancy coffin on my bones.
    Just put me out on the curb next thursday,
    And let the sanitation local take me home.

    If I should go, 'round Christmas,
    Just put my poor old Glad bag by the tree.
    And after the kids open all their presents,
    The biggest suprise would be the death of me.

    But send me to glory in a Glad bag,
    Don't waste no fancy coffin on my bones.
    Just put me out on the curb next thursday,
    And let the sanitation local take me home.

    If when I die, I am not bound for glory,
    instead I go to me that other test.
    Just give me one small simple substitution,
    I feel an oven bag would be the best :)
     
  11. what river drainage in Nor Cal?

    as for me...I was jokig the first time. I also want whatever organs they need taken out of me and then I guess it would be dandy to be cremated and put some place or places. I know I want some spread around by our family's cabin in the western foothills of mt. hood. and then some in this wilderness river canyon in the northern blue mountains in eastern Oregon.
     
  12. I want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed with some soil then used to grow a tree. Probably some sort of fruit tree. Maybe have a little saved and used in some soil to grow some weed:p
     
  13. I have a graveyard on my property, need a plot?:confused:
     
  14. #54 Drivenone, May 22, 2010
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    Once I die, it's no longer my body. They can toss it in a dumpster and drive off for all I care.
     
  15. Stuffed and propped up in a haunted house
     
  16. 1)I will donate all the organs that they are willing to take.
    2)Get cremated.
    3) Have my ashes turned into a diamond for my wife. OR
    3) Have my asshes turned into diamonds for my wife and kids. 1 each
     
  17. reanimate me!
     
  18. I just want to be put in the ground. No coffin or fancy shit like that. This earth has nourished me for my whole life, so giving myself back to the earth is the best thing I can do to show my gratitude. Preferable in a forest where the trees can use my decomposing body for food, but anywhere really.

    I won't need my body in the World to Come anyway :wave:
     
  19. Going to get buried by my family's funeral home...maybe cremated depending on the status of the funeral business when i die.
     
  20. I really don't care. I'd donate it to science if my family is okay with it. I just don't want a bunch of money spent to place me in an overcrowded cemetary. Once I am dead, I'm not all that concerned with what happens to my lifeless corpse and I don't exactly understand why people do.
     

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