So today, me and my two friends were in the woods smoking as always. Being in the woods stoned is amazing, especially breaking sticks, a passtime my friends and I enjoy. Anyways we had just smoked and then we stared breaking sticks. So we all break a few and are having fun when my friend mark picks up a stick to my left, and instinctually I turn to the left to watch. He hits the stick, and i swear to god this is when everything went in slow motion, the stick breaks in two directions one to the right, and one right at me. Mark is a pretty strong guy and broke the stick with ALOT of force, so as the piece is flying at me over 60mph i start to say "mark dude" when the stick straight up hits me on my dick . Not even my balls or anything thank god, but just my dick, and the stick was travelling so fast that I actually feel backward because of the impact. On the ground I felt one of the most awful pains ever, and apparently I was whimpering. Either way it hurt like fuck, and now (4 hours later) my dick is swollen and bruised. I mean seriously though what are the odds, anyways does anyone else have any funny wtf stories like this?
i think natural selection will back for you in your future and this time it won't beat around the bush, or dick in your case.
i think it was a sign from god the sign being that if you find enjoyment in breaking sticks... maybe dont reproduce
Never found enjoyment in breaking sticks but I am guilty of having played a few games of Pick Up Sticks back in the day.
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Damn I bet that guy has to beat the ladies away with a stick driving around in that pussy magnet. I can just imagine it, her:"I love that paint-job on your car" him:"bitch that ain't paint its yarn, I did it myself, I used all the time I had NOT getting laid to do it"
fucks wrong wit u bitch?? feel that..feel that...yeeeeeeaaaaa, yarn....1 of a kind, cant find that nowhere ho!!
