So today, me and my two friends were in the woods smoking as always. Being in the woods stoned is amazing, especially breaking sticks, a passtime my friends and I enjoy. Anyways we had just smoked and then we stared breaking sticks. So we all break a few and are having fun when my friend mark picks up a stick to my left, and instinctually I turn to the left to watch. He hits the stick, and i swear to god this is when everything went in slow motion, the stick breaks in two directions one to the right, and one right at me. Mark is a pretty strong guy and broke the stick with ALOT of force, so as the piece is flying at me over 60mph i start to say "mark dude" when the stick straight up hits me on my dick . Not even my balls or anything thank god, but just my dick, and the stick was travelling so fast that I actually feel backward because of the impact. On the ground I felt one of the most awful pains ever, and apparently I was whimpering. Either way it hurt like fuck, and now (4 hours later) my dick is swollen and bruised. I mean seriously though what are the odds, anyways does anyone else have any funny wtf stories like this?