what are good ways to get ur girlfriend to break up with you

Discussion in 'General' started by babaloeey, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. please share some strategies and techniques
     
  2. you gonna stop trollin?

    :smoke:
     
  3. nah i jus really hate my gf
     

  4. this ***** been trollin for weeks.
     
  5. U break up with her, Its not hard..
     
  6. How about being a man, and gently telling her that you don't love her. That seems preferable to making her life hell, so SHE will break it off with you! Quicker, too. (She likely deserves a better man than you, anyway!)
     
  7. Fuck her mom.

    Fuck her sister.
     
  8. And her dad.
     

  9. No links? :O
     
  10. And her dog
     
  11. make terrible sexy with said girlfriend
     
  12. don't forget her grandparents, a lot of times it comes down to that
     
  13. Show up to her house with another man telling her "honey...we need to talk" and then proceed to smile and look at said male.
     
  14. stick it hard in her pooper she will be like :eek::eek: :devious::devious: :bolt:
     
  15. Cum on everything Of value to her. If your having trouble get some friends to help.
     
  16. spike her cereal with acid and tell her its over as soon as it kicks in
     
  17. Just be yourself
     
  18. Demand she suck your dick. Every 15 minutes. Around the clock. Then cry for 30 minutes after every time she does it. She'll get tired of you pretty quickly.
     

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