Woke up this morning naked except for a top hat over my Johnson being handed a packed bowl and lighter by an equally naked, super hot chick. Best. Wake up. EVER. I love tequila
Sounds pretty epic, but I'm gonna have to whip out the usual card to be played in this situation... pics or it didn't happen.
Ugh scuse me, can i take a picture of you i just need it to prove i slept with you for this dudes in the forum !
WOW!... How many carrots were stuck up your ass while you were asleep? You may wanna check facebook, for any of them pictures!
Only 3, no big deal.... And trust me i did, so far, no embarrassing pics have surfaced...but its early yet.
Sounds like you were playing the glorious Drunken STD Roullette. Good luck, may you contract something curable!
One time I was at a party at some dude's house. I didn't even know him but I knew a bunch of people that were going to be there. I tried a lot of shit. I didn't even know what some of the stuff was but I tried it anyway. Next morning I wake up completely naked except for my socks in another house down the road. No one was home when I woke up. I couldn't find my clothes anywhere but I saw my car keys on the table next to the bed and my car was outside. I got my keys and got the fuck out of there. Drove all the way home naked, except for socks of course. Sounds crazy I know but it really did happen. When I got home I called a few of my friends and they said I was super fucked up and just disappeared half way through the party. I never got any information about who's house I woke up in.
Lol nice, gotta love waking up in unfamiliar places especially with less clothes than you had on before
im just givin you a hard time i would have gtfo of there too. I might have grabbed some shorts or a towel though.