dude,,,,,, just go to the local run down bar,,,,, find you a washed up 40 yr. old blonde,,,, sulking in her drink,,,,, and tell her how pretty she looks,,,,,, get her self esteem going,,, and go home with her,,,,, and lick her asshole { yes '' LICK IT ''}them older women love having thier bunghole slipped up for em.. and you aint got to worry about your housing problems,,,,,,,she wont let you leave,,,
Interesting idea man.... I have a laptop, my cars broke down so im waiting on my homie to get off work so he can pick me up hahahaha read above
Damn dude, thats shitty. Keep your head up though, I'm sure you'll bounce back - it's just gonna be shitty for a while. Be thankful you live down in Cali though, it's about 10 degrees here in NY. If I didn't have anywhere to go I'd be in for a hell of a night.
so far my advice will net the greatest results,,,,, you lick her bung-hole,,,,, she wont let you leave,,,,,you gotta treat a milf right or she wont be intrested in you come morning....
I say heed the chicken's advice. I've had a few temporarily-homeless friends use that very method of getting unhomeless with excellent results.