Well, howdy

The name's Al. I'm only 20, and I've only smoked since I was 17, but I can smoke most people I know under the table. Any woman that can give me a run for my money has my heart.

A few facts: I live in Glendale, Arizona, am a writer, singer, and actor, and woefully unemployed at present. I have an IQ of 170, and love to joke around. I'm pretty damn blunt, but easy to get along with if I like you. I hope I fit in around here.

Thanks for your time.