Weirdest text I've ever gotten...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. #41 Royksopp, Nov 21, 2011
    At first I thought he was a firecrotch...but then I realized I still have the pic and there is no fire on that crotch.



    I'd hit it :yummy: white boys! And hey, answer your rep message.
     
  2. #42 psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"Cynder"']Can we see his gf now?[/quote]

    I don't actually have a pic of her on my phone. Only him cuz she's sent me pics before.

    Here's him shirtless though:

    Matt.jpg
     
  3. #43 pulses, Nov 21, 2011
    Whoa he is creepy looking.
     
  4. #44 Royksopp, Nov 21, 2011
    Too jacked up for my taste but oh well :p let's tag team him?




    Fuck we're such creeps. Well, not as bad as him :)
     
  5. #45 nug thug, Nov 21, 2011
    for a brief moment in time, you witnessed the utter shock that one can feel when exposed to what humans can sometimes say.

    and, with the trickle down effect
    I got a little bit of it too.
     
  6. #46 psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"Cynder"']Whoa he is creepy looking.[/quote]

    Creepy!? How can you say such things?? Blasphemy!!

    [quote name='"Royksopp"']
    Too jacked up for my taste but oh well :p let's tag team him?

    Fuck we're such creeps. Well, not as bad as him :)[/quote]

    Tag team sounds like it could work :laughing:

    And yes, yes we are :p
     
  7. #47 pulses, Nov 21, 2011
    Muscles are creepy!

    I'd still watch this tag team thing though..lol.
     
  8. #48 Rasta Viking, Nov 21, 2011
    Bro please don't make threads about my sex life.

    Those pics were meant for your eyes only.
     
  9. #49 psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"Cynder"']Muscles are creepy!

    I'd still watch this tag team thing though..lol.[/quote]

    Well, too much muscle is creepy. I think the abs are a little too much but other than that...
     
  10. #50 pulses, Nov 21, 2011

    Have you seen him irl?
     
  11. #51 psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"Cynder"']

    Have you seen him irl?[/quote]

    Nope never. I've seen lots of pics though.
     
  12. #52 SotalyTober, Nov 21, 2011
    It was her.
     
  13. #53 pulses, Nov 21, 2011

    I doubt that is her boyfriend then.
     
  14. #54 2FootBong, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"PurpleDonk"']it could have been her[/quote]

    yea, some bitches do wierd shit like that.
     
  15. #55 psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"Cynder"']

    I doubt that is her boyfriend then.[/quote]

    I live four hours away lol so that's why I've never seen him.

    But I can tell you this, that is her BF. I have quite a few people that can vouch for that
     
  16. #56 psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"Hypnocrite"']soooo. im guessing you didn't delete the pic lol :D

    maybe next he'll send you the video...

    if that occurs

    PM me...

    :hide:[/quote]

    One can only hope so :ey:

    I'll definitely shoot you a PM if I ever get a vid :laughing:
     
  17. #57 pulses, Nov 21, 2011

    Did the dick pic have his face in it? cos that body pic doesn't and that is where my doubt comes from.
     
  18. #58 psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011
    [quote name='"Cynder"']

    Did the dick pic have his face in it? cos that body pic doesn't and that is where my doubt comes from.[/quote]

    Lol no he took it himself.

    Next time she gets ahold of me I'll see if she'll send me another pic with his face in it :)
     
  19. #59 AsthmaticStoner, Nov 21, 2011
    Did you ever bring it up with her? Talk to her on the phone about it? Gte his number and maybe fuck with his mind?
     
  20. #60 Labido, Nov 21, 2011
    Haha, I love this thread
     
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