So I was texting my friend, let's call her L, anyway L texts me saying she's going to get In the shower, no big deal, right? Wrong. A few minutes later I get this text: Hey this is M. Ur (my name) that's all i know. Im texting u cuz u were the last person in L's inbox. Not trying to be weird or n e thing but how do u make someone super horny.. Fast? Or at least horny? Shes in the shower btw. Like what the fuck? Anywho, I text back and this is how the convo goes: Me: Dude, the fuck are you doing? Him: Come on plz. Guy to guy. What makes u horny? Me: .... Him: Ok for ur bf if u have 1 or just sex with another guy. Tell me what works. She will prob be out in like 5 mins I don't reply Him: (My name) come on man. Me: Dude just stop. Him: plz im hard i just wanna get her going so i can get in there I don't reply again. Him: im going to put her on the dresser and then work our way to the bed. i got it ! And i have ultra ribbed condoms n lube. She's going to be wet! Ill even play with her cilt it makes her moan And that's it. Seriously what the fuck? Who does that... I don't even know the guy. Plus he's using HER phone while she's in the shower?? It's just all sorts of fucked up.
[quote name='"HipHopFiend"']Wow, dude has some serious issues.[/quote] I know! I seriously didn't know what to say... It was just too fucked up for me to handle.
[quote name='"PurpleDonk"']it could have been her[/quote] Negatory. I know her, she wouldn't do anything like that. She's too much of a goody-two-shoes.
You never know dude, maybe she wants you and that's her messed up chick logic way of communicating it haha. I could def see some of my female friends texting me up like that just to check my limits, tbh I think I would have played a long, you should have told him/her to lick her elbows.
[quote name='"HipHopFiend"']Wow really? Now its gettin ridiculous[/quote] No now it's just getting really fuckin creepy.
Lol I hope bud forgets to delete his messages Seriously though what's this random dude doing in her house while she's showering? Unless he's her boyfriend, in which case he wouldn't need any help getting with her. I dunno, confused as fuck here man.
[quote name='"Labido"'] You never know dude, maybe she wants you and that's her messed up chick logic way of communicating it haha. I could def see some of my female friends texting me up like that just to check my limits, tbh I think I would have played a long, you should have told him/her to lick her elbows.[/quote] Lol I wish it was just her fucking with me, look at my post a couple posts up
[quote name='"Dawq902"']Lol I want to hear how this plays out. Is this her boyfriend or something?[/quote] Yeah it's her boyfriend.
block the number for your own good. EDIT: it's her bf?? oh wow.. tell him he needs to learn how to get laid. period.
dude that was a poor assumption based on the evidence what if your friends phone got stolen? you should get into contact with her some other way and see whats going on
[quote name='"Soccerguy420"'] dude that was a poor assumption based on the evidence what if your friends phone got stolen? you should get into contact with her some other way and see whats going on[/quote] I'm trying to get ahold of her on Facebook. She lives a few hours away so I can't really get ahold of her any other way.
