Alright. So I was just reading that Caught Wanking it thread. Good stuff. Then I started wondering about all the crazy places people beat their meat. For me I think it was either at school in the bathroom in 7th or 8th grade. I told my art teacher I had to take a massive shit, and I walked to the bathroom, and just did it right there I remember a friend of mine walking in asking if it was me in there taking a dump, but I just said nothing an hoped he'd go away. There were also the times when I've done it in my friend's bed while he was at school.
damn, you jacked off in school? wtf? lets think here: risk: getting caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Perhaps risking some sort of detention or suspension, and most absolutely risking being the laughing stock at school. Who wants to be known as they guy that jacked off in school? reward: slight satisfaction? I dont know, i would probably feel shitty after that, knowing that you did some nasty shit in a school bathroom while other students are getting bjs and hand jobs (from females, not their own hand) in the same bathroom. I guess the testosterone in 8th graders makes em do some pretty weird shit. That mat have come off a little harsh, but i just dont see why you would brag about wacking it in the school bathroom on the internet... by the way... why do you want to know where we jacked it off at? Do you want ideas for more freaky, borderline-public ways to jet your jollies? or will you use these stories to imagine my god-molded manly figure to get your jollies? Sorry, but i need these answers before i share.
Hell naw, it was fucking awesome. EDIT: I don't need to justify it. I was horny. I rubbed one out. It was good. No regrets. Yes.
On a public train going downtown to get food. The dude next to me wouldn't quit bitching just because I kept hitting his elbow with mine -.-
When I was 13 or 14, my mom worked in a nursing home. During the summer they had kids internship programs where you could work there for like 4 bucks an hour if your parents worked there. Fellas, remember when you were 13 or 14? When ya had to, ya had to. So I'm working one day, like refilling ice in water pitchers in the rooms and wheeling old people out for cigarettes and taking them to the bingo room or what the fuck ever. I had a 15 minute lunch break and I passed by someone's room and the old lady wasn't in there. Each room had a bathroom attached of course. So I went in to the bathroom and fired one out into her sink.
I second doing it in school. In high school in fact. Too many hot women in my school back then. A goal of a friend of mine is to wack off in every place he's ever been. He's been keeping up with that goal so far ahahah
my weirdest would probably be on my principals desk on the last day of eighth grade. lol. we all hated her guts so we drew straws and i happened to get the short end of the stick, which meant i had to give her computer screen and keyboard the long end of the stick before she even came into school... the janitor got in on the action and let me into her office via the key. lol i definatly do not regret it. the screams we heard coming from the other side of the school were plain awsome. lol. she started typing with it like that and got it all over her hands. and no i did not get caught
I was at a private school so the principal was like a fucking queen so yeah, she was a bitch and decided to cut the steeve, the janitor's pay. i told him i was just gonna put a bunch of porn on her comp but yeah. lol. that happened plus the jizz. dumb bitch used to leave her comp on and not sign out. lol
When I was in Canada. Oh or in Japan, that was weird because of the processes. I wake up on my first day there not remembering where I was but had mega morning wood, so I said fuck it. 12,000 miles away. I feel like a new goal should be to rub one out in every state and continent. Having said that, screwing a chick in these places is a lot more satisfying. /chauvinism
Uhh at school in the bathroom. My 2 friends jacked off on the roof of a school while they were hammered lul.
On the balcony of a 5-star hotel in Bangkok, Thailand. 7th floor I think. I also took a piss off the main balcony on the 7th floor
goddamn pandora's box is so useless now... but whatever i'll play, in a school bathroom woop dee fuckin doo