Weirdest People U've Smoked With.

My roommate, who is the most stereotypical post 9/11 American ever. He once said that he would never leave the country because of "the tar-ests".

Just in case anyone was wondering, I went in blind.

 

I wouldn't say this guy was "weird", but definitely a character.

It was my 2nd time smoking and I was down at the beach at my friends house. We were with his brother and he took us too one of his friends house. His name was rob, dude was about 50 and sounded like he had smoked a forest. But he was so chill. One of those really old kick your ass type hippies. Does Martial Arts and acid and shit like that.

Anyways, my friend asked him if he had any weed to sell. He said that he didn't, but that he would smoke a bowl with us. So he pulls out his primo stash and packs up a bowl. Meanwhile, my friend's brother and his girlfriend are talking to him about watching his kids while he is going out of town. We just spark up the bowl and sit there and watch TV. It was funny as hell though, Pokemon came on and he was just like "Hahaha, no way am I watching that". I wasn't even high and I laughed.

Next thing I know the bowl comes my way, it was my first time hitting a real piece so my friend explained to me the concept of a carb. He's not very bright...at all, so I didn't really get it. Instead, I put my mouth to the carb after hitting it and inhaled. Lawl...

The bowl makes about a half rotation before he packs it up again. I still hadn't gotten "high" yet, but this was a big step in the right direction. So I'm sitting there with my friend when Rob gets up and walks into the kitchen, dude pulls out a carton of Ciggarretes from his freezer and gives me a pack. So chill.

Were all just sitting there, spacing out watching TV when all of a sudden I feel something hit my arm. It was my friend's nephew, she's about 2. I turned to see what it was, and she was handing me the bowl. Lol, I know Weed and Infants DON'T mix at all, but it was the trippiest shit. We all started laughing.

Rob got the bowl back from her and put it away. The rest of the night was us riding around and scoring munchies. Topping it off with the most Excellent bomb ass 'Nachos supreme'. Good times those were.

The other time was with the black people in my friends car. They had some good weed, but it was just weird. We had to go to the 7-11. I'm not racist by any means, but they came out with a box of grape dutches and a 2 liter of orange soda. Then we roll back to their house and roll up. Its 4 of us, my friend and the two dudes. Shit got hotboxed as hell, but I had to listen to him talk about how his friend had the hookup on pills. I kept texting my friend about how sketched I was.

In the end though, we rolled away with an 1/8 of some golden sticky icky and high as shit. Good times those were too.

 

Jesus, think I am kidding? He hit the bong pretty good, God gave us the herb

to enjoy it.

 

probably not the weirdest, but the one that popped into my mind was this middle aged guy who walked past while we were smoking and asked for a hit. we didn't really have a choice so we were like 'yeah sure' so he takes a big hit and then talks about legalization or something, i don't really remember, for a few minutes. then he starts to walk away, but comes back and tells us a joke. it seemed like it went on foreeever, and the whole time i was just sitting there super high thinking 'wtf is this, my life is ridiculous'. i didn't even think it was a real joke though haha i thought he was just trying to trip us out

 

One of my friends gets rediculously baked after like 2 hits, but then can continue smoking forever and stays at the same level. I know that your brain stops the effects after a certain point but it's funny. Like at the beginning he'll be laughing at everything and all dazed while we're still completely coherent, and then an hour and a half later he'll still be filling up bags out of the volcano just for himself after we're all passed out. It's kind of a mindfuck.

 

some stupid teen kid... he kept ranting about how high he was getting/was. he needed to stop talking about it and chill haha. i hate that shit lol.

 

Smoked with people all across the world in my senior year. Wierdest one was this girl from idaho who went to my high school in florida for two weeks then got kicked out. She went to a theraputic boarding school for a year in grade seven, this was the previous year. Cant wait to see her fuck up in life... Again

 

I Smoke with my father in law everyday. He only has his left arm and left leg do to a beer run gone bad. But He'll get stoned as hell and start waving his nubs around like he has an arm there, It trips me out hard

 

I've been robbed by a few people after Ive smoked them out, thats pretty weird haha

 

I need to smoke with more weird people! I smoked with a chill old dude name Rocko who my other smoking crew introduced since we blazed at his crib. So while we blazing, we passed the J to him and he told mr that he creates raps and also came with interesting analogies, I was interested so I wanted to check it out turns out the guy was an master poetic, haven't seen the dude since but would like an reunion.

Smoked with these 2 girls: We came back to my crib and while we were high, the conversations was random but yet it was strange we was talking about "do you get off from Porn"? The other one turned out to be pretty chill that she's the only girl in my smoking group while the other is a snitchy bitch.

I'm probably the weirdest person I ever smoked with.

 

I myself am the weirdest and funniest you'll ever smoke with. nothing wrong with being weird, better than being like every other person.

 

You sound like me, we should smoke one.

 

[quote name='"shaddytheman"']You sound like US, we should smoke one.[/quote]
Fixed.

 

I smoked with this weird ass kid on the beach once. He came to JA for the day on a cruise. He wouldn't shut up about getting ripped off from some dealer on the beach and how he smokes so much dank in USA.

 

A Swedish exchange student, it was his first time.

He didnt get high cause he couldnt handle the smoke haha

 

I've smoked a blunt with a straight tweaker one time. Also took dabs with some dude who kept talking about high-end financial schemes that he'd seen, was kinda weird

 

This killed me

 

I knew this kid for a while, and he told me he started smoking. So im like ok lets chill and smoke this weekend. Me and him smoke a bowl you know the usual, and as we are walking he starts making barking noises and starts growling and stuff. Im just like duh fuck but it was funny not gonna lie. He dosent do that anymore :/

 

A jack sparrow impersonator... Hes my best friends dad and i was rolling a j waiting for my friend to get back from work to go to a party and his dad walked in looking almost exactly like jack sparrow and was like "you know you wanna get baked with a pirate". Man we must of looked so weird to people walking past his balcony.

 

FUCKING JUGGALOS WHO NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP EVER. FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS.

I ended up fucking leaving, but backstory:

went hiking with a friend, he brings this guy he knows, I knew his name but I forgot he existed because I hated him, he shows up and is throwing his arms all over the fucking place and screaming "BROOOOO WHAT UP I AINT SEEN YOU IN FOREVVVER"

Cue him being a ruckus (including putting an entire sign (pole and all) onto some train tracks)) and never shutting up.

Finally we stop for a smoke, I roll a blunt; "hell yea lemme hit that bleezy!"

one fucking toke and thats all he could take

he hyped it up for so long about how he's such a "big smoker".

I fucking ended up calling a cab in the woods and leaving because I was going to sincerely kill him.


Also I met this guy named "spider" at a bar, he was a rivethead or something, but was real deep into conspiracies, we sat in this little pagoda and smoked a joint and ended up beatboxing for two hours.


if you've never beatboxed at all ever, next time you get stoned? try it.