[quote name='"calibud510"']It was my sophomore year in hs during finals. Since there was testing it was a half day and i get out around noon. In the morning around 9am i get dropped off and had about 2 grams of unknown bud on me and the only piece i had which was a little glass pipe the size of your palm. I knew for a damn fact i wasnt gonna go in that classroom cause once youre in you cant get out, teachers were all up tight n shit. So back to me getting dropped off, i walk up to the school gate and once my mom drives off and im out of her sight i ditch school and walked down this private road that leads to some college, people use this road to ditch school all the time theres even a chair there for you so you can hop this fence that leads to the college. (so basically its a trail kids use to skip school, they use it cause the college the trail leads to has a bus stop that takes you down back down to the town.) (school is high up in the hills) Anyways, when i get to the college theres this bench with a beautiful view of the whooooole city its amazing. that bench was my touchdown. so i pack bowl after bowl just getting baked enjoying the scenery listening to some music. Fast foward a bit and im waking up on the curb down the road from my school. Im asking myself how the fuck did i get here, check the time and its 11am. dont know how long i was asleep. this lady stops her car im front of me and asks if im okay lol i just said yeah im fine and she drove off. i decided i to just take the bus home and eat everything in the fridge. when i got home my high was almost gone so i smoked again out my window from a home made bong since i was home alone. brought a shit load of food to my room, and ate my heart away while watching Smiley Face. sorry for the sloppy one this is my first story lol.[/quote] Hahaha nice story
Basically my school is lax as fuuuck when it comes to chiefing for an all-boy catholic school (i.e. classmate of mine got caught dealing to a retarded sophomore and the school only suspended him for a day and didn't even contact his parents). Over half our student body smokes the ganj, i swear. Everyone chiefs in our school parking lot (hot boxing of course) and smokes cigs out in the open (we had chairs set up behind our cars at one point haha). One time in 3rd period I asked to go to the bathroom, crossed the street into the parking lot and boxed for like 15 min then went to the cafeteria and got some pop tarts and a Pepsi, then finally came back to English class where we apparently were reading our books the entire time I was gone so I didn't miss anything haha. Everyone told me when i got back that they saw me walking into the parking lot and into my car from the window in the classroom hahaha. I swear our administration must think we are the biggest shitheads lol. Awesome times haha, can't wait for senior year.
So it was like the last week of school and my school had this big carnival going on and school was like 3 periods then the rest of the day was the carnival. My friends and I said fuck it and skipped the assembly to go roll a fat joint. So my friend is rolling and were just standing around on the sidewalk and all of the sudden an SUV pulls of and just sits there, they were like whatever and I was freaking out lol (I was just starting to smoke then). After we rolled the joint, we look over to the car and see smoke coming out the drivers seat, turns out it was another friend of my friends, so we all went into his car and hotboxed 3 joints. After we smoked all the joints, we decided to go back to school because they were serving pizza and they had soda, so we walking in the school reeking like it was nothing. Well there were 4 places they were serving pizza, but the lines were fucking long as shit so we said fuck it and just stole some soda out of the coolers. After that, we still had the roaches of the joints so we just put them all in a spoon and smoked them. Then we just chilled out the rest of the day. Also, theres another thing. There's this awesome substitute that we have, his name is Mr. HIGHkemper (HeighKember) we all call him Highkemper. He's the best, he always has starburst and gives them out to everybody, and best of all, he's a stoner! Everytime we heard that we had him as a sub, we would always get blazed before class. One time, I heard that he bought a bag off one of the school dealers lol
[quote name='"machu"']Alrighty man. I got two stories to share. Ill share the other l8r on. This one time, sometime after daylight savings time, on a half a day. I had bout a dub of some dank as bud. I had A-lunch so i split to the lake behind this little university next to our high school. basically people would go over to get some munchies from their vending machines. Anyways, all my friends were in B lunch so i couldnt blaze it with them. so there i am sitting on the bank of the lake taking hits of this dank as bud. I look at my watch an see its end of Alunch and the beginning of Blunch. Im thinking I feel just dandy, so i pack my third bowl whilst eating my lunch. At this time I decide that i should slpit. So im walking into the the university n this fine ass chick greets me as i open the door, she gives me that lip movement and makes the sound like your hitting a joint. I just give the biggest smile and she cracks up. she knew. the thing was though as Im figuring out what to buy these 2 guys look at me all fucking wierd. At this point im tripping out. when one of em comes up and ask me where the school district office is. wtf you assholes had me tripping ha ha. I answer their question and get back to the machine. Now this thing is pissing me off cause it wont accept my cash. I get pop and two bags of chips and right when i get my last bag of chips my high HITS ME much worse. So im walking back to MY school and i turn the corner and se that noone is outside. No big deal They are prob still inside munching. so i go to the library to read some guitar mags and eat my shit. After a couple I look at the clock and see that i still gota half hour. At this point I put my jams on and daze out. From there i zone the fuck out look at the time and see that there is 1 min till B-lunch ends so i get ready all while the librarian is giving me wierd looks and ask if im okay. I just crack up and say yeah. Now at this point the bell didnt ring, no one is in the halls so I go to my 6th block class, which is Printmaking where we make shirts with designs. I get in there and sit down next to this beautiful girl. Im like "wheres the teach?" she says "in his office" Then she ask wher I was so i just say in our language, " Ma ho' lake ya Ma'che immokya" which means i was "well i was at the lake blazing it. so she's all "cool man." and gives me this sexy ass smile. Then out of fucking nowhere i see all these cops pulling up. Thinking im busted I ask the chick If i smell like Bud. she says "Nah, not even man. you smell Alrgt." nice. So at this point Im fucking blitzed, tripping out. just when i thought it couldnt get any worse the principal says there is going to be a lockdown. next two minutes the principal anounces it was a false alarm and that the cops were for some bullshit fight. I ask once more to the hot chick what time we get out and she says in two minutes. Im like WTF i was in there for 10 fucking mins. Im sitting there with the STUPIDEST MOST CONFUSED LOOK on my face, when she says "you know today is daylight savings time and that the school clocks are stiil a hour behind RIGHT?." Damn No FUCKING WONDER! So throughout the rest of the day people and friends were asking where I was, but i told ask said chick( the Beaut) Twas was a fun day though.[/quote] That's fucking funny man haha!! I remember soft more year and I wake up in the morning amy smoke of course like a blunt of some sour diesel like 2.5 grams and my homie drops me of at school well in blown and it 70s day at school all cool I roll in abou ten mins late and all the lights are off I walk to the office and the secretary opens the door and leads me to the VPs room (vice principal) meanwhile all the lights are off. I'm in his room alone in the dark trippen. Then I hear a radio which was his that heed left. The staff started talking about someone in the building ands all this shit so imdouble trippen
[quote name='"keenandominguez"'] That's fucking funny man haha!! I remember soft more year and I wake up in the morning amy smoke of course like a blunt of some sour diesel like 2.5 grams and my homie drops me of at school well in blown and it 70s day at school all cool I roll in abou ten mins late and all the lights are off I walk to the office and the secretary opens the door and leads me to the VPs room (vice principal) meanwhile all the lights are off. I'm in his room alone in the dark trippen. Then I hear a radio which was his that heed left. The staff started talking about someone in the building ands all this shit so im double trippen[ finally 30 minutes later the VP walks in to tell me it was all a false alarm. :/ but I atleqst remember skipping the next two classes
[quote name='"Pinhead Larry"']This one time, me and my mang was getting high before music class and we knew our teacher smoked the reefer 'cause we caught him skinning up in his car, but anyway we got super baked off this dank, no idea what it was called but we put like 2 grams of it in a blunt and smoked it. So after that right, we go into class, baked as shit and stinkin' of bud and our teacher comes over with these big ass shades on and fake mustache and my bro starts tripping and falls off his chair laughing, and i'm all like "wtf does he know?" to my bro and he comes back over, still wearing these huge ass shades and this mustache asking why we stink of bud, so my mang grabs his glasses and we see his eyes, redder then something very red, and like he uh, just stares at us for about 5 minutes so we like leave and it turns out he had a heart attack and died so that was pretty shit.[/quote] Well that escalated quickly
This happened in 9th grade. I was a lunch with a group of friends when we decided that it would be a good idea to toke while at school. Seeing as how I had a gram of dank on me I figured that it wouldn't be too bad of an idea because the spot that we had in mind was very secluded and the likelihood of us being busted was relatively low. We went to the spot which was inside of the auditorium. Now, usually the auditorium is empty unless there is a class using it for something, so when we saw that there was nobody in there we decided to go through with it and toke. So, we load up the pipe, smoke a few bowls when my friend A said that he had to get back to class or he would get in trouble with his probation officer or something. Well, as he was leaving he accidentally made a loud ass noise by knocking a can of paint down the stairs. Now, seeing as how we were at the very back/top of the auditorium, the paint can's slow, noisy descent was agonizingly long. We thought that since the place was supposed to be empty, it wouldn't matter so much. So we continue toking until A comes running back to us saying that the technical theater teacher was coming towards us. Apparently he heard the paint can fall down the stairs. Fuck. We finish the bowl so that when/if we were caught we wouldn't get charged with possession. So we finish it, pack the fuck up, and bounce out of there. We manage to escape and split up to go back to classes. Well, at this point I feel secure. About halfway through fifth period, my principal comes to my class looking for me. As he is escorting me down to the office he smells my jacket/hands and asks me if I have been smoking. I tell him that I was not smoking and that I had been in class all day. Well when we get to the office, he sends me to the nurses to have them perform a sobriety test on me. Fuck. The main nurse asks me to stand on one foot, lean back, and recite the months of the year backwards starting from August. Lolwut? I look at him and say "I can't even do that when I'm sober. Fuck." to which he responds "Oooh, so you're not sober right now?" So I end up getting sent to alternative school, but the cop at my school was cool, so no legal shit happened. Overall, it went better than it could have.
[quote name='"Dimesak"']This happened in 9th grade. I was a lunch with a group of friends when we decided that it would be a good idea to toke while at school. Seeing as how I had a gram of dank on me I figured that it wouldn't be too bad of an idea because the spot that we had in mind was very secluded and the likelihood of us being busted was relatively low. We went to the spot which was inside of the auditorium. Now, usually the auditorium is empty unless there is a class using it for something, so when we saw that there was nobody in there we decided to go through with it and toke. So, we load up the pipe, smoke a few bowls when my friend A said that he had to get back to class or he would get in trouble with his probation officer or something. Well, as he was leaving he accidentally made a loud ass noise by knocking a can of paint down the stairs. Now, seeing as how we were at the very back/top of the auditorium, the paint can's slow, noisy descent was agonizingly long. We thought that since the place was supposed to be empty, it wouldn't matter so much. So we continue toking until A comes running back to us saying that the technical theater teacher was coming towards us. Apparently he heard the paint can fall down the stairs. Fuck. We finish the bowl so that when/if we were caught we wouldn't get charged with possession. So we finish it, pack the fuck up, and bounce out of there. We manage to escape and split up to go back to classes. Well, at this point I feel secure. About halfway through fifth period, my principal comes to my class looking for me. As he is escorting me down to the office he smells my jacket/hands and asks me if I have been smoking. I tell him that I was not smoking and that I had been in class all day. Well when we get to the office, he sends me to the nurses to have them perform a sobriety test on me. Fuck. The main nurse asks me to stand on one foot, lean back, and recite the months of the year backwards starting from August. Lolwut? I look at him and say "I can't even do that when I'm sober. Fuck." to which he responds "Oooh, so you're not sober right now?" So I end up getting sent to alternative school, but the cop at my school was cool, so no legal shit happened. Overall, it went better than it could have.[/quote] Hahah I can't do that shit sober either.
[quote name='"Mogwai"']I moved senior year halfway through and that was the first time I started going to class high. My credits were fucked up from switching schools.. it's a long story. Anyway because of that I had one class all day where I sat on the computer. The person who looked over the little computer lab did not give a fuck. I don't even think she was a teacher, just somebody to make sure nobody did anything bad. So I came in blazed and played on the computer or slept all day. Friends would come in and be like "we need him for something in such and such class", so I went with them and just chilled with them at their lunch block, in the computer lab playing LAN games, or we went to some school right beside ours for adults and smoked cigs at the smoking section. They would smoke weed but as far as I remember I never did it there since it seemed sketchy. Suuuch a laid back school. Then I moved back to my old school and stopped going to school high. I did go to school drunk a lot which sounds sketch but wasn't. I was less paranoid drunk than high so I played it well. Once I had ALC which is a punishment where you sit in one room all day with a uptight teacher and a cop, and I was super drunk. I took a tube of toothpaste that I'd dab in my mouth occasionally to cover the smell on my breath... which sounded reasonable to my drunk self at the time, but proved a bad idea when it made me sick. I didn't get caught though[/quote] I drank my way through 11th grade. It's was fun as hell, but looking back it was pretty bad.