weed stories at school

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Canadian weed, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. my school keeps try to catch with wat ever they can get there hands on drugs weapons anything tell your stories
     
  2. Well we smoked before school one day... us 5 friends and by lunch it was wearing off but i had a couple ambien on me and we took em.
    Like a week later i got searched and my car got searched because someone tipped off the cops.
    But fuck pills.... anyway

    I came to school high as fuck on the last day before spring break and it was a half day too so pretty much everyone was high. I came in late and went to the office to get a pass. I see like 7 people in there. I look at 4 of em and they look at me and we just started laughing like we knew who was stoned and who wasnt.
    So everyone was laughing and the attendance lady is like wtf. When my turn came i couldn't say my student number, i was laughing so hard.
    Anyway i took care of that and then went to class. So many kids smoked before school that day that they were laughing and high five'ing and fist bumping each other in the hallways... haha

    A great school day.
     
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  3. #3 BlowinBleezies, Jun 6, 2012
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    yea i used to smoke a bowl on the drive before school almost every day
     
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  4. I used To bring a small
    Spoon whenever we had PE or art class, me and my friends would ask to go to the school clinic and just pretty much get high as fuck in the locker roooms
     
  5. One time I couldn't take a math test because I was so high, and I also got an A on a math test while high
     
  6. [quote name='"Gr33nD420"']One time I couldn't take a math test because I was so high, and I also got an A on a math test while high[/quote]

    Smoke, get high, get high grades. High School *****s wtf u think?
     
  7. i bought an edible from some faggot back in eighth grade. he got caught and ratted out me and 6 other kids in our school. we all got suspended and put on an independent study program. it was gay as shit. He also ratted out a dealer. everyone still hates him now
     
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  8. I work in education. A few years back, I had to figure our how to tell a student that he REEKED of pot from hot boxing on the way to school...without actually saying it!

    I ended up "mentioning" to the kid's good friend that I didn't really care for his friend's "cologne". It just smelled too much like wood smoke for me. The kid started coming to school slathered in "AXE"! Not really an improvement :cool: , but legal! lol :rolleyes:

    DO NOT "HOT BOX" ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL! YOU WILL REEK IN HOME ROOM! :eek:


    Granny :wave:
     
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  9. My last 1st period teacher was awesome, so i came i reeking all the time. Probably not smart, but oh well. I survived :smoke:

    Side note, my "homeroom" at the school i went to was once every 2 weeks or so, only when there was something to pass out to the school, report cards, etc. Well, at the end of the year i went in there to get my stuff, and my homeroom teacher forgot my name because i hadn't been there for the past 2 months. Which is rediculous, because i've had her for the past 2 years.
     
  10. Maybe she was high :D
     
  11. There was a time when I was in class back in high school when I was ripped and my first period teacher was absent there was a substitute, anyways I ended up getting caught by the substitute and wasn't reported.
     
  12. I'm a senior and there are two days left of school. Yesterday I was rippin a bong before school and had a lil left and figured I would rip someone of or smoke it after school. I ditched everything except the bud and proceeded to go on with my daily routine. So in third hour I went to the bathroom and these black guys were walkin out and blazed.it smelled dank in their so I took a piss and got the fuck out and went back to my class. 10 mins later the vice principle comes in and takes me to his office and searches me. He made me take off my socks an shoes and the first time he checked them he didn't find it. But it smelled dank so he searches me more theroughly and the second time around he found it in my sock so now I'm expelle and am missing graduation and the dance. But it doesn't matter just gives me more time to burn dank
     

  13. And this is the typical stoner people use to convince kids not to smoke weed.
     

  14. wow you're really proud of yourself huh
     
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  15. At this years senior sleepover I hit a bong with no reprocussions. Our principal let us drink and smoke, and we had a rager on school grounds. I also got drunk as shit
     
  16. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Vlt-lpVOY]Bummer, man. - YouTube[/ame]
     
  17. Most of you guys are still in high school.
     
  18. back in high school, one of my best friends was sort of a dealer, and somehow the admins caught on. apparently one day, when he didn't have any weed on him and hadn't smoked in like a week, he was searched because he "smelled like weed" (complete BS). anyway, they found nothing on him or in his locker, but he had a very, very small pocket knife type thing (it could barely be considered a knife) in the bottom of some unused pocket in his backpack that he got while on vacation at a national park like 5 years earlier. he got suspended and kicked off the lacrosse team
     
  19. [quote name='"bud is love"']I'm a senior and there are two days left of school. Yesterday I was rippin a bong before school and had a lil left and figured I would rip someone of or smoke it after school. I ditched everything except the bud and proceeded to go on with my daily routine. So in third hour I went to the bathroom and these black guys were walkin out and blazed.it smelled dank in their so I took a piss and got the fuck out and went back to my class. 10 mins later the vice principle comes in and takes me to his office and searches me. He made me take off my socks an shoes and the first time he checked them he didn't find it. But it smelled dank so he searches me more theroughly and the second time around he found it in my sock so now I'm expelle and am missing graduation and the dance. But it doesn't matter just gives me more time to burn dank[/quote]

    Moral of the story: don't ever bring anything like that to school
     
  20. When I could finally drive to school I decided to start smoking before school. Now that year I started going to a new school. (Career school or whatever)

    When I got there I learned they were even more strict then my other school. People got there bags, person, and car searched if they look buzzed. So I decided not to smoke.

    So my first class was my career public safety. (firefighter/EMS) my teacher was even a cop and a AF vet. But going threw out the school year I learned he could careless about us. He would just slap in a movie and go to his office and close his blinds for four hours.

    We even learned he was charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest our junior year. He even told us he quit being a cop to help his friend move (lol). Yea, that guy had a buzz or was hung over.

    So I learned the school was crap and Knowone cared about anything that goes on. They just over hyped it so we wouldn't do anything "wrong".

    So every day I would drive and smoke a blunt or joint on my way there. I would also vap in the bathroom at lunch or eat a edible. I look beyond high every single day.

    The teachers loved me there. I would always help and just tried to get on there good side because I was getting away with so much.

    But you need to focus on your studies Owl? I graduated with a 3.0. That school was atleast 5th grade level. HIGH school was awesome.
     
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