Warped Tour 2011

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by psychoperson25, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. Who went and saw it? I took some firecrackers and smoked before hand. I was there on the last day and got to catch

    I never heard much of any of these bands just kind of followed my friends around I suggested Ill Scarlet though

    Ill Scarlet-The bassist is a crazy motherfucker. He shotgunned a beer then smashed the can barefoot. Some person in the audience tossed him a blunt he smoked it. He also smashed his bass. I was pretty damn close up front so this show was pretty fucking cool. Lots of weed smoke hahaha

    Gym Class Heroes-never really heard any of their songs other than the billionaire one. They were great live and the audience was fucking huge.

    Less Than Jake-they did some cool stage shenanigans like pulling some guy from the audience to get his head shaved into a mohawk and trying to get him to make out with the lead's cousin. They were pretty damn good. Did some really great Scooby Doo and Spongebob covers it was freaking cool.

    A Day to Remember-I was getting tired this point I had to leave the crowd it was getting quite claustrophobic but it was pretty cool.

    Big Chocolate-Best surprise. He was a dubstep/techno guy and made up for the lack of real performance music through his fucking crazy gestures, and crowd surfing and whatnot. He had the most energy out of every show and he needed to because he was the only member of his band.

    No he was not big or chocolate. haha

    Anyone else got experiences from this year?
     
  2. I haven't been to a Warped Tour in a few years. I feel like their lineup's have gotten worse and worse but, thats just me. When I did go, I loved that shit
     
  3. Hasn't warped tour gone to complete shit since the 90's? I've never been but I thought that was the general opinion.
     
  4. #4 Buzzedupsnowman, Aug 17, 2011
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    Went to Warped at the Gorge. 5th year, first time camping. Stayed the night before and things got insane. I wasn't expecting so many people.

    To sum up the night, we started walking around and drinking after hitting the bong. One friend got completely shit faced within an hour and we had to drag him around. We ended up taking mushies, my first time, and later we lost our retardedly drunk friend. The rest of the night we were worrying that he passed out somewhere and died or got picked up by the security. So we kept walking around, smoked a jay I rolled, and I ended up conducting a titty train with two bitches. By this time I got a text from my sister who already went to bed. She said some guy was in our tent and peed in it. So we had to find our way back to the tent, which was very hard to do in such a large place while being baked. We ended up finding it and this blonde curly headed fuck was standing in the corner hugging himself with his eyes half closed. By this time my shroom trip was killed. I asked him what he thought he was doing and he didn't say anything. So I thought he must have been tripping hard and having a horrible time. I lead him out of the tent and told him to lie down on a tarp, which he didn't do. He just kept standing holding himself without saying anything. We left, this time with my bong hoping to get tits for bong hits, with no success. After a while we just wanted to go to bed and couldn't find my car. So we were walking on one of the various dirt paths weaving through the camp. Then some security in yellow shirts passed me, and I thought "oh shit..." but thought they were maybe cool with my bong until I heard one say "hey, you!". I quickened my pace and tried to pass my bong which I had been holding against my chest over to my friend on the left but he fumbled and couldn't grab it because some kid got between us. The security caught up with us and took my bong. I told them we were just trying to find my car, which was true, and that the party was over for us. He asked me what was in my pocket, and I pulled out my papers, lighter, and keys. I totally forgot about my sack in my sweater pocket. So I asked them if they could just give us the bong back and escort us to my car but they didn't want to. So then the guy tried to dump out the bong water, as if he had to or like I would care, without pulling the filter out or the bowl and the slider fell out. I was like "that's not even how you do it" then he said if we got lippy he'd take us to the PD. Then the other one next to him quickly reached into my sweater pouch and pulled out my full sack of Sour D. Complete bullshit. I should've just bolted when I first heard them. They let us walk off, and as they were walking the other direction one friend followed them in an attempt to grab the bong and take off but they got to a building before he could. Bummed out as fuck we started walking towards where we thought my car was. But, we ended up coming across the retard who peed in our tent, two or three hours after the event. I called out "Hey you piece of shit, you peed in my tent!" He stopped and said "What!?" with this unbelieving I-can't-believe-I'm-being-accused face. This time he was with a "friend", completely normal, and tried denying all of it. This guy was fucking obnoxious too. He kept saying "you think I would of done a thing like thaaattt!? I never in my life would do such a thing! No doubt, no doubt." I should've fucking decked his ass, but I am always too damn mellow when I'm high. His "friend" ended up mediating with chips and bean dip and we ended up finding a group to play beer pong with. I noticed the guy sneak off though five minutes into the game. Fuck him. I ended up having to sleep in my car. In the morning I noticed that my bag with all of my clothes, toothbrush, and shit, was missing and found it mostly emptied out somewhere. We found my drunk friend too. He was barefoot, missing his phone, and looked like a wreck. No epic stories about getting pussy, instead he slept in someones tent, at least he was safe. After everyone was collected I cooked breakfast. Chocolate chip pancakes. Rolled two more joints for the concert and got in line.

    I pretty much saw the same artists you did and I ate like a king.

    I fucking love Warped tour.
     
  5. I wish I would've went last year but I thought I wouldn't like it. Dropkick Murphy's were here last year.

    Dude good story and you weren't even at the concert yet.
     
  6. Dropkick Murphey's were great, you should definitely make it a tradition of going every year you can. I think my best friend and I were the first two in highschool to go, and then by the time we graduated a good number of kids from our school started going. Cool thing to get everyone into it.
     

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