gonna make this as short as possible: -went to the bar with my girlfriend -got kinda tipsy, so, ya know. -boom, in the living room, k? -we hear the door being unlocked (edit)-my roommate and his girlfriend get to the apartment -my girlfriend bolts into bedroom -i'm left there with a blanket and a boner -extremely awkward. help. what do i do? i texted him "sorry about what happened, girlfriend and i didn't think anyone would be coming home today...can you bring the bong back when you're done with it?" shit. awkward as hell
well, it's actually NOT a homie. used to be homies, but shit happened. got a thread about it (roommate drama is the title i think) he's actually not mad/weird about it. said no worries, and all is fine i guess
You handled it perfectly homie. If everyone can sit and have cereal at the table in the morning and laugh about it, there is nothing to worry about. Believe me weirder shyt has happened.
when he walked in the door you shoulda just put on the biggest shit eating grin your face can withold and said.. "Threesome?"