Walked in by mom @ 5am

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GNJ Aristocrat, Jul 29, 2012.

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  1. #21 Snuggles, Jul 29, 2012
    Do it for the realest blades in the game right now, she will.
     
  2. #22 Ponyboii2, Jul 29, 2012
    What the fuck was she coming into your room for at 5am? What'd she want?
     
  3. #23 Mrburntout, Jul 29, 2012
    I really don't understand, do people not have locks on their room doors anymore? Lmfao
     
  4. #24 Snuggles, Jul 29, 2012
    There is 11 people in this thread. That preview balloon really helps bring in the views.
     
  5. #25 StraiT100, Jul 29, 2012
    My mom usually checks on me around 5am to make sure i'm still breathing...in your case, beating hahaha
     
  6. #26 Douggs, Jul 29, 2012
    [quote name='"Fakir"']so your mom thought, '' ohh a woman moaning loudly in my sons room, let me just go see whats going on? ''[/quote]

    This.
     
  7. #27 BigBuds4, Jul 29, 2012
    Walk up to her and say "SMELL MY FACE" lol Elliot.....
     
  8. #28 TinTizzy, Jul 29, 2012
    [quote name='"blackleaf28"']

    you skipped school.. Then went back home?? whatd you think was gonna happen? LOL[/quote]

    He was supposed to be at work..can't blame a dude for wanting to get his freak on lol
     
  9. #29 gordon81, Jul 29, 2012
    it would be more akward if a chick walked in on you eating our your mom.
     
  10. #30 thesavagepony, Jul 29, 2012
    It would be more awkward if it was Tosh.Os camera crew live
     
  11. #31 420tokerdude, Jul 29, 2012
    Lucky.
     
  12. #32 rync888, Jul 29, 2012
    Would've been awesome if she said "Ohhh me next!"
     
  13. #33 Stoniecat, Jul 29, 2012
    [quote name='"rync888"']Would've been awesome if she said "Ohhh me next!"[/quote]

    No, that would be creepy. Incest is wrong. Ewwe.
     
  14. #34 rync888, Jul 29, 2012

    Twas simply a sick sense o' humor joke
     
  15. #35 glazedKnuckles, Jul 29, 2012
    She'll do the "mom treatment", shell never say a word about it. Because they're awesome :)
     
  16. #36 Thewastedyouth, Jul 29, 2012

    Incest is wrong? Why has no-one told me this before!!!
     
  17. #37 Omega369, Jul 30, 2012
    [quote name='"Stoniecat"']

    No, that would be creepy. Incest is wrong. Ewwe.[/quote]

    Its ok if she's a milf though
     
  18. #38 GNJ Aristocrat, Jul 30, 2012


    Lol my mom sleeps through everything though but chyeah lol



    she opened the door all slow, like i didn't even hear her and I just see this girl looking at my door.....So I turn my head and my mom jumps + then shuts the door quick...
    :confused: awkward as fuck.. Don't even know what she was thinking lol
     
  19. #39 Cloud10_2003, Jul 30, 2012
    LMASOFMASFJKALFMOA the tears...this is great.
     
  20. #40 StonedProphet, Jul 30, 2012
    [quote name='"Ponyboii2"']What the fuck was she coming into your room for at 5am? What'd she want?[/quote]

    Penis
     
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