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Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GNJ Aristocrat, Jul 29, 2012.
And I was eating this girl out like mad....
Gonna be so weird tomorrow morning....
was your mum naked?
Aw, she probably just thought to herself, "lucky girl!"
Does she usually come in your room at 5am? weird..
No.... She never walks in on me... Usually I'm pretty good at keeping everything quiet but this girl was a bit more vocal lol
Hey at least she didn't walk in on your sucking a guy off... SURPRISE! I'm gay mom!
Hey be proud you're getting some! Especially bring a girl home at 5AM .. that takes some balls to bring her up to your room.
I would have looked my mom straight in the eyes and finished what I started
Sneaking girls over is the shit, nice work man.
so your mom thought, '' ohh a woman moaning loudly in my sons room, let me just go see whats going on? ''
It will probably be more awkward for her than it will be for you
well at least thats not as awkward as me drilling the heck out of my ex and my mom walks in on me... she was like a god damn ninja i swear! i didnt really give a damn but my ex was so embarrassed by it lmao.
Parents are damn good at looking at their kid the same way with the same amount of love no matter what you do. Your her kid, it isn't like your her friend, it's impossible to explain that kinda of felling until you have a kid one day, hopefully not in 9 months hahah yankin some balls there, but apologize to your mom straight up tomorrow and tell her it was wrong (even tho it's amazing) she doesn't have to know, suck up, u will be good
She was hoping to catch you whankin it to some epornoz
Your mom probably has been eaten out by your dad before
It's awk, but she's been there
Give your Mom a kiss good morning.
Hahaha ChevyBlazer.. Yeah it will be a little awkward tomorrow morning but you've done nothing wrong. It's natural to have sex and all that. She won't think lesser of you, if anything you've probably earned a lil respect for wanting to please your partner.. Kudos and good luck.
I would walk up to her and kiss her on the forehead then say "lol"
My dad caught me skipping school and walked in on me banging a girl..he was just pissed I skipped but kicked her out before I could bust..was kinda awkward but at least it wasn't my mom haha
[quote name='"TinTizzy"']My dad caught me skipping school and walked in on me banging a girl..he was just pissed I skipped but kicked her out before I could bust..was kinda awkward but at least it wasn't my mom haha[/quote]
you skipped school.. Then went back home?? whatd you think was gonna happen? LOL