this man speaks the truth And I've got your EXACT same problem!!.. I work m-f 8:30-5, So on the weekends, when I DO have the time to have a morning fuck..... I can't get her up. Because her lazy ass don't have a job, so she sleeps untill 2pm EVERY SINGLE DAY..... How is a man supposed to solve this morning wood problem if she's sleepin till 2pm every day?.. Quick trip to the bathroom..... lol
Haha I love this old thread. But we still work opposite schedules and it's like god damn it!!! And he still never gets up early enough to fuck before work! I hate letting a good boner go to waste in a cold shower!!!!
OP, i couldn't believe this when I saw you're a girl All this summer, i had to get up earlier than usual at school. Usually for school I get up round 9, this summer I was getting up round 730 and it was the most miserable thing to drag my exhausted self out of bed every day. Until I realized that maybe my morning wood was trying to tell me something... So for the last 2 months, every day when my alarm goes off, I get straight to it while still half asleep. Wakes me up better than any cup of coffee could, and is a nice spurt of joy to begin my day. Granted its no morning sex, but my ex gf just got back from a year abroad so that problem may soon be abated... !!!
I know its not true, but I grew up thinking that no girls anywhere masturbate, and it still surprises me to hear when they do. Don't get me wrong, I fully support it, it just surprises me lol
^dude i know it's crazy. and they also have all these other weird things they do to satisfy bodily urges like eating, drinking, and shitting.
and most girls deny it. which i dont understand. i think girls that masturbate are awesome. they know what they like and they are more open to new things (generally)
am i the only one that thinks its fucking hilarious that ^^^^^he preps for his morning jerk sesh with a purp sesh?
i dont think it is. are there hypotheses, observations, conclusions, and analyses? if not.. you defy the scientific method
I'm glad I'm typing this at 4:30 in the morning. It's embarrassing. My girlfriend usually does the honors. I haven't had to masturbate for over 2 years now It really turns her on to watch my face while she is.. umm... priming the pump? It's a fetish of hers which I fully endorse. Sometimes she gets pissed at me because I end up fucking her silly.
Pretty sure this is EXACTLY how my morning went: wake up. smoke a bowl. masturbate - with my vibrator. UH SO GOOD!
Morning orgasms are awesome They always put me right back to sleep so I usually do so if I woke up too early. Went away with my Boyfriend for the weekend this past weekend, and I wanted to wake him up with sex but every time I moved in the bed he would wake up - it made it hard to surprise him.
Where do you work at that allows you to wear scrubs and most likely doesn't drug test you often because you're on a smoking forum?