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Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by superjoint, Nov 18, 2002.

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  1. #1 superjoint, Nov 18, 2002
    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft,wonderful and larger than a "real one".
    She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."
     
  2. #2 D9_THC, Nov 19, 2002
    HAHAHA!

    I'm gonna remember that one :D
     
  3. #3 Bud Head, Nov 20, 2002
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. #4 RuffRat, Sep 28, 2005
    sorry for bumping this REALLY old thread, but it was too funny not too bump :D

    ha ha ha
     
  5. #5 andrewferk, Sep 28, 2005
    thanks for bumping it... that's pretty good
     
  6. #6 stash_up, Sep 28, 2005
    LMAO! :D

    nice bump ruffrat
     
  7. #7 hoast, Sep 29, 2005
    HAHAHAHHA that is pretty funny mann
     
  8. #8 killAss, Sep 29, 2005
    Omfg that is so insanely funny, where did you end up finding that story man?
     
  9. #9 plumface_2002, Sep 29, 2005
    haha thats fucking great, good call ruff.
     
  10. #10 killAss, Sep 29, 2005

    Fo sho dude fo sho
     
  11. #11 geologyrox, Oct 20, 2005
    great bump - i love digging up old threads from time to time, and this one is hillarious!
     
  12. #12 NewCarSmell, Oct 20, 2005
    nice. Simply fucking hillarious
     
  13. #13 NewSense, Oct 21, 2005
    hahaha...great!
     
  14. #14 stoned_nate, Nov 8, 2005
    hahah good one
     
  15. #15 boredjim8, Nov 29, 2005
    rofl nice one!
     
  16. #16 Hazed, Nov 29, 2005
    I can explain the kids ;)
     
  17. #17 glass_girl420, Nov 29, 2005
    lmao
     
  18. #18 ganjaguy420, Nov 30, 2005
    Very good post/bump... its not often I enjoy a joke but this one was good.
     
  19. #19 hempdude420, Dec 31, 2005
    damn that was funny
     
  20. #20 pencil651, Dec 31, 2005
    nice
     
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