Unbelievably close to getting caught

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by shank, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. I went into the bathroom on the other side of the house, where nobody can hear you. I was in there clicking away on the bbq lighter, and then mid click i hear this JOE... and i stopepd fucking dead and it was my mum and shes like joe..imlike yea?
    and shesl ike what are you doin
    then i told her i was doing a shit, so i packed my shti up thinking she can see me through the window behind me, and then i really took a shit. Fucken dog woke her up.
    Should i go back and smoke the rest of my bowl/?
  2. You don't sound 18....
  3. Lol You said doing a shit
  4. so because i live in a house with my parents im not 18. im 19 BRO
  5. #5 Rivera, Aug 1, 2011
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    I'm just bustin' your balls bro :p
  6. Go smoke in your room?
  7. carry on...my balls have already been busted man that was ultra megga buzz kill.. hearing that voice at the door. My bowls still half burned left in the bathroom so i should probly go and finish it.
    feels good my friends. to smoke that bowl.
    i feel like. collateral winning but FOREVER.

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