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Discussion in 'General' started by Stoogemeister, May 16, 2010.

  1. Cody

    1) An attractive guy that chicks digg.

    2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness.
     
  2. LOLOLL
    Robert-Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.

    -buy robert mugs, tshirts and magnets
    The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He's sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he's concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it's almost impossible to find the words to match.

    -Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.
     
  3. This is what I got for my last name

    Coleman-

    The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

    :laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
  4. Nathan

    1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina

    2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation


    :D
     
  5. Forum name - Mesh (A mission and a sesh put together.)

    Real name - Daniel (This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
    Other definitions are thought to be:
    Tao
    Chi
    The Great Spirit
    Chuck Norris
    Energy
    Infinity
    Sublime
    ect
    Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
    The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...)




    fuck yea.
     
  6. jake

    an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

    A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.

    the police.

    A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
    hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

    hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!

    sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.
    wow, look at him, he is such a jake
     
  7. Yourcatdead -


    Yourcatdead isn't defined yet

    Damn right.


    Kevin -

    a male that performs great intercourse on a female



    the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me



    Then the not so cool explanation

    Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
     
  8. A name given to black women in porn.
    Video titles:

    White man fucks ebony

    A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special". Most people think Ebony is a pretty cool name.

    Ebony is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy.

    Probably the coolest name anyone could possibly have, you have to be pretty special to be name ebony.

    anyone whos name isnt ebony are very jealous indeed
    "oh my god her name is ebony"
    "dam i wish that was my name"

    lol...
     
  9. Kooz \t7 up, 6 down
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    The most legit son of a gun that has ever roamed this earth.
     
  10. cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
    I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

    When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

    Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

    Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

    Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

    Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
     
  11. James.

    -Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.


    -A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.


    -Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
     
  12. #32 I~Rok~Donks, May 17, 2010
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    The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing.

    He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it.

    He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will.

    R***** is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
     
  13. Beaming

    -The state of having erect nipples

    Did you see Jessica when she came out of the pool? She was beaming.
     
  14. Mitchel
    mitchel is another word for a weak helpless college student who goes to bed at 10:30 on weekends and doesnt like to get smashed because he rather play cards with his grandma. also mitchel can be used for a teen who hunches over when he has had too much. This term came from the 1800's when north america had a huge baby boom and most of the baby boys were named "mitchel", sadly they all lived up to the definition.

    Well fuck me
     
  15. Robert!

    I'm going to find you, and fuck you in the street!
     
  16. Basically the most awesomest guy in the fucking world. Whenever you think about something that has to do with sex, drugs, alcohol or just any kickass thing that ain't no pussy shit. The first person that comes to mind is Cesar...


    Theres too much to say about Cesar so the best definition for Cesar is God because he is God!!! no, no, fuck that, he's way better than God, there is no word that can describe/define Cesar...

    THERE IS NO DEFINiTION FOR CESAR

    EVERY HOT GIRL IN THE WORLD: Oh Cesar I wanna suck jour dikk!!!!

    That is actually how I am and all the girls do say "Oh Cesar I wanna suck jour dikk!!!!"( In a sexy Sofía Vergara accent & voice).:D:hello::hippie: IM HIGH AS A KIT.

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    Thats Sofia Vergara incase you didn't know^^.:devious::D:yummy:
     
  17. Noah-

    1.) To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.

    "Yo I Noah'd them bitches so hard last night."

    2.) One who is extreamly hot with awsome hair and amazingly great with music.

    3.) The word to describe something greater than Chuck Norris.
    "Chuck Norris bowed down to his master, Noah"


    I think I win! lol
     
  18. Urban Dictionary exactly described my personality. lol
     
  19. A very sexy, strong, independent man who is also very sensitive. Shawns are usually brunette and very appealing!
    Damn look at Shawn, too bad hes taken

    I'm blonde. :cool:
     
  20. -Refers to a male whose appearance is hip, fresh and shiny like

    -Coolest kid on the block. Fresh phones. Fresh kicks. kicks it back with the bitches. and most of all..... lookin fresh at the best.

    -ray's are very very very sexy people.
    they are commonley found hiding in closets.
    ray's are very trustworthy as well and
    hopefully always will be. ray's make amazing friends. you can count on them for everything. rays specialize in making people happy, because they do that best. overall, i love rays :) alot, and you should too.

    -Weed or a drug you smoke

    -a retired pimp from jamaica
     

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