Kind of a long read, ye be warned. The weirdest shit happened to me last week. Being a semi frequent bs caller myself, I wouldn't blame whomever may call bullshit on this story. I had just seen my best friend Luke fight my dealer Jason. In most cases, I would have helped out my friend, but thank god there was no group brawl it was just the two of them one on one. (These dudes are all small, no bragging, if I had to intervene you coulda called it game over.) The fight was the most pathetic thing i think i've ever witnessed. No punches, kicks, elbows, nothing. Luke did nothing but hold Jason at the waist. Jason responded with holding Luke by his waist. They were standing there, just holding each other, for about five minutes, until they both gave up. I couldn't help but laugh about it with the two of them later. I guess I should mention that they're both cool with each other now, and that the fight was just over a sheisty sack or something. I don't even remember. As I was walking home after smoking a blunt and a bowl, along with a hit of salvia 80x, I was pretty nice and really high. I was on a very long dark road, (it was night) and I hear this growl. My thought- be cool, the biggest thing around here are coyotes. You're good. The thing moved into the lighted area under a streetlamp and it was only a fox. Why a fox would charge me I'll never know. It was probably just protecting it's young. Anyway, I was pretty pissed at this point after seeing two people whom I'd have thought would have had a hard fight, ended up looking like a couple of pussy high schoolers. (not a fan of fighting, but you know what I mean.) So this thing is just sitting there growling at me, not attacking. I pick up two jagged rocks, and made a fist around each of them so that the pointy tip was protruding out of the space between my middle and ring fingers. I walked right up to the fox, and yell pretty damn loudly, "Listen foxy, I'm not the guy you wanna piss off right now! Get the fuck out of my face, or face the mother fucking consequences cus I'm a hell of a lot bigger than you!" It squealed and ran off. Heh.