true story

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dude that madeeeee my day.

 

OMFG I wish I woulda read this blazed. But I laughed my ass off sober anyways. +rep for such an amazing escape plan!

 

u da man! and and if u see her again just be like its ok baby i completley understand u couldnt hold it in it happens to the best of us. or something like that.


dude how did u hold in a shit while busting a nut!?!?!?!

 

I couldn't stop fucking laughing. That is choice.

 

Funny as hell! This shit had me in stiches, albeit old as fuck!

 

hahahahahahaha
great story man

 

hahahahahahhahaa oh my god. +rep for sure. That is amazing. Oh my god man. I lmao'd, rofl'd and bbq'd after that one.

 

he stole that story from the blogger tucker max he did the exact same thing but the girl paid 4 new sheets and a matress. im 2 lazy 2 get the link but if you dont beleive me google tuckermaxx

 

im telling you im high right now and i geeked out so much when i read stuff like that i fell out of my computer char thanx for that

 

haahhahahahahaahahahahhahaahahhahaha hahahahaa !!!!!! im in tearsss holly shit hahaha

 

hahahhahahahahaha omg dude, A+ for that move

 

lmao that was great

 

read this a while back


thought id bump it lol

 

What is wrong with you people?

 

Haha it would have been better if she woke up while you were smearing your shit in her ass haha how would you get out of that one?

 

HahHa I just started crying at work that's fucking nasty