Ok so I was at wal mart gettin the new assassin's creed and was wearing sunglasses cuz my eyes were red as fuck and i swipe my card. Then i hit "debit" on accident because i hit the wrong thing on the key pad, this led to like 5 minutes of confusion between me and the lady cuz i needed credit but the screen was so fucking dark i could barely see the words. Then it hit me. It's dark because i have fucking sunglasses on so i take em off, figure it out, then came home
I'm a cashier at a Wal-mart as a summer job and high people entertain me...please next time let them know you're high...it's the same boring people over and over...
One time I was real high at my school cafeteria (buffet style, college campus). Full of sexy girls. I was a freshman trying to act cool with two plates in my hand, one piled with pizza and the other with sandwiches. Guess what happens next? (I had on a fresh white tee). I just fucked up to epic proportions, got pizza slapped all over my shirt, in the middle of the floor, plates crashing on the ground. Everybody's staring like wtf. Not only did I fuck up my shirt and jeans with tomato sauce, but I slid in it and almost busted my ass. At that point i was like fuck it, just left it there and walked out like a g.