if i were magically able to get 4000 dollars cash and wanted to put it in the bank would tellin em i sold my uncle my car n he lives in maryland so he sent me a money order over wit some extra cash to drive it out to him with someone else followin me haha i don think it would work either, but maybe
get a job? then u can do it or just say u mowed some lawns haha, or ur working for u uncle, and u not like employed employed but u work for him
under the table payments idk if theyd turn you in for that, if you said it, but its illegal, b/c you arent being taxed. but yea, i say just try it, what are they gonna ask "whered you get all that money" you can just say "not your problem" or something, its not their place to ask where you get your money.
the less info you give them the better. If you want, you can tell them you sold your car, but don't offer details. Giving too much information is a sign you're lying. If you want, you can go in and be nice tell them you need to make a depost and when they look at it say, "yeah I just sold my car." Know a make/model/year worth about $4000, just in case, but it won't be an issue.
tell them u do gay porn and ask if they want a business card because they are lookin pretty good and u would like to see them in one of ur movies. Or just be like umm ya put this in ma account.
don't put the money from you 'side jobs' in the bank man, keep that shit in a safe in your pad. don't leave paper trails.
oh u gotta real job, shit fuck working, i dont think im ever going to amount to anything due to the fact that i think jobs suck...fuck em, i sell "oranges" on the highway or something smokin all day
Wow. My bank has never ever bothered to ask me about any deposits I've made. I think you're paranoid.
I dont think baks around here all even aloud to ask where you money comes from? I mean, thats your business not theirs. If a telller asked me id say "suck my dick and maybe youll find out". I mean I wouldn't say that, bud id say fuck off.
lmao dude you must be really paranoid. banks dont ask you where your money comes from me lol. its just u bein a paranoid stoner. chill out. smoke a bleeze and go put ur money into the bank ha.
Exactly. To the people that work at the bank, 4 grand is nothing...they see checks every day for tens of thousands of dollars...
eh, i wouldn't so much be worried about the bank asking question as more worried about paper trails, they can only come to bite ya in ass.
Theyr not gonna flag you for 4gs The feds flag you at 9gs so anything under that is fine. Just say you worked odd jobes and saved up.