I have a random little story to tell about some bad shit that went down in my math class today. For some background I am in high school, and consider the education that I currently recieve to be laughable. Anyways, I was walking out of the classroom and as I was about to turn the doorknob, my friend, P tells me to come to his desk. And from there it went straight downhill. He was pointing at something, and I foolishly followed the path that his pointer finger wrought. My eyes were greeted by half of an asscrack, belonging to quite possibly the ugliest female I have ever seen. It was incredibly raunchy- and I'll spare you the details, but I simply covered my eyes and tried to walk out of the classroom calmly. I threw up I little bit in my mouth shortly thereafter. Later that day this really fat bitch stands up and streches- and a whales' tail could be seen far and wide. At that point I packed up and went home long before school ended. These two incidents really fucked up my day. When fat bitches wear slutty or especially tight clothing it looks like a worm wrapped up in string, which grosses me out quite a bit. It's not really that hard to buy clothes that can adequately cover an asscrack- at least not in these parts. It's kind of a free country, and you can wear whatever you want, but don't kid yourself- no one really wants to see an obese, scantily-clad american woman in their neck of the woods- execpt for truckers and shit. The end.