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Totally hopeless

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by LuckyStampede, Nov 9, 2013.

  1. #1 LuckyStampede, Nov 9, 2013
    I am the kind of guy who can go to college and never find any weed. I live in Asheville, NC, the hippie capital of the southeast, and I can't get any weed. I would like to blame the military for my stiff bearing, but I couldn't get any before I joined the military. So how does a guy with anxiety issues and apparently the straightest nerd friends in the world score some in a town like Asheville?

     
  2. #2 DayJaVu, Nov 9, 2013
    Ask around and stop acting so skechy. Just talk to people and expand your circle. Almost everyone knows at least one person who has a hookup.
     
  3. #3 Ganja ☤, Nov 9, 2013
    Grow a pair. Jk

    If you see someone with a bob marley shirt ask them.
     
  4. #4 stilldigging, Nov 9, 2013
    Go disc golfing.


    Dig, scoop, drop, drip, cut, crop, bag, burn, repeat.......
     
  5. #5 LuckyStampede, Nov 12, 2013
    I've been asking people, particularly at the smoking areas on campus, and despite getting a few leads, they all fizzled. I'm getting frustrated enough to try Bitcoin, or wait until January and get help from a friend in Colorado. Going to keep trying though, and was hoping someone could give me leads or the sort of "code" I should use to get them.
     
    Like, if I go into a head shop, what should I say? Should I just say "I WISH I HAD SOMETHING FOR THIS!" as loud as I can get away with when buyng a vaporizer, and hope someone in the shop responds? Should I ask the sketchy-looking guys hanging out outside?
     
  6. #6 Hypoxic, Nov 12, 2013
    A headshop is gonna frown upon you acting like that as it jeopardizes their business because you are asking them to break the law when they are already in a cloudy grey area. I guarantee you will only get a hard time if you try that.
     
  7. #7 LuckyStampede, Nov 12, 2013
    I know that, I was being facetious. Yet it's advice I've gotten elsewhere. Someone told me I should say things like that so other customers might hear me and hook me up, but that seemed like really dumb advice to me.
     
  8. #8 GrooveWindow, Nov 12, 2013
    I know how you feel. Haha. I have the worst time finding a solid connect. I've been resorting to texting guys I went to high school with for a sketchy hookup. Lol


    You can't hold no groove, if you ain't got no pocket.
     
  9. #9 LuckyStampede, Nov 13, 2013
    Finally got a hookup. Apparently, all I had to do was hang out at the smoking circle long enough and find the guy who appeared to already be stoned. He acted as a go-between, and this should be enough to last for a while.
     
  10. #10 MacTonite, Nov 13, 2013
    thats cool for the time being but ideally you dont wanna have to go through a middleman/go between.
     
  11. #11 4 Four 2 Twenty 0, Nov 13, 2013
    OP seems like a cop trying to bust others lol
     
    if not just ask if they know where bud is if they go 'huh' then say nevermind and walk away.. that fucking simple
     
  12. #12 LuckyStampede, Nov 13, 2013
     
    You have no idea how often I get that, even when not looking for bud. Probably the Hawaiian shirts.
     
  13. #13 4 Four 2 Twenty 0, Nov 13, 2013
    Yeah just try to dress a little more scum bag-ish lol. wear a black hoodie with jeans and there you go
     
  14. #14 Darkstarncw, Nov 14, 2013
    You can try a massive untrimmed beard accompanied with cannabis friendly clothing.(I wear a lot of Phish tour shirts, gnarly old Grateful Dead shirts, and of course my personal favorite, patagonia shirts with awesome nature depictions) More often than not, people approach me when they're getting into selling, as opposed to me trying to find dealers.
     

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