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Too funny not to post.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011.

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  1. #1 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    So, me and my lady were at my house after a long night of play practice.... she started to go down on me.. and after a while... I farted. No joke. Farted right in her face. She made like a scrunched up face and stormed out of the room when I said "safety"... Now I'm just sitting her smoking bowls and laughing about it to myself.. haha ^.^
     
  2. #2 dundee, May 4, 2011
    pics or gtfo
     
  3. #3 solidpython, May 4, 2011
    Mallrats!!!
     
  4. #4 AHCx, May 4, 2011
    No you didn't. i just fucking died....ololololololo
     
  5. #5 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    Full sentences or gtfo. Seriously kid, there is no way I am going to post pictures of my girlfriend for some horny little bastard to get off to.. come on now. Use your brain, kiddo.
     
  6. #6 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    Totally happened, man.. I died laughing.. the idea cracks me up. She is totally cool with it too. She texted me when she got home and said it was fine :smoke:
     
  7. #7 solidpython, May 4, 2011
    Always made me laugh! :)

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjJQjOeSsHE]YouTube - Mallrats - Fart Discussion[/ame]
     
  8. #8 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    hahahhaha pretty funny man
     
  9. #9 Gods Boner, May 4, 2011
    Hahahahahahaha priceless!!!! Awesome idea to do to some drunk girl I've never met!!!!! Thanks for the idea
     
  10. #10 yoregan, May 4, 2011
    I would have to seriously injure you.
     
  11. #11 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    Damn right man! It was hilarious.. it wasn't a silent and rose smelling one either.. It was loud as fuck, and smelled like rotten eggs and dip spit. :D
     
  12. #12 Gods Boner, May 4, 2011

    Hahahaha best one. Nothing like waking up almost every morning smelling my room mates spit bottle he forgot to cap from the night before. I wish I could rep you again for smell factor haha
     
  13. #13 Rolling Papers, May 4, 2011

    lol , smells like ass ?
     
  14. #14 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    haha yes, dip spit smells really nasty. But I dip, so no worries.. Fermented dip spit is the worst.. smelled that shit today.. almost gagged. Yoregan, I honestly doubt you would, I am pretty charming in real life :D
     
  15. #15 yoregan, May 4, 2011
    If anybody blows ass fumes in my face while I'm sucking their dick they better believe they'll be in pain soon after....
     
  16. #16 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    Haha true that yoregan. Me and this girl have history together though, and she is a sweety... so she wouldn't ever hurt me. She is way way way too cool for that.
     
  17. #17 roneous, May 4, 2011
    just lollllled at that license plate
     
  18. #18 dundee, May 4, 2011
    haha relax man... its a joke.
     
  19. #19 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
    Sorry Dundee. Been dating this girl for a long time. I really like her.. You know how us dudes get with the mixture of testosterone, feelings for women, sex, and farting. Pretty sick.
     
  20. #20 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011
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    Damn straight, man. Timmaayyy is my favorite character off south park. Haha.

    Timmay, I'm living a lie, timmay!
     
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