So a man walks into a bar with three ducklings. He puts the ducks on stools next to the bar and goes to take a whiz. The barman, wanting to make conversation, asks the first duckling: "What's your name, little duck?" "My name's Huey." "Ok Huey, what did you do today?" "Oh I had a great day today, I went in and out of puddles all day. If I could do anything I wanted tomorrow, I'd do the same thing!" The barman turns to the second duckling and asks. "What's your name, little duck?" "My name's Dewey." "Ok Dewey, what did you today?" "I went in and out of puddles all day too! It was a blast, I think tomorrow I'll do it some more!" The barman thinks for a second, and then turning to the third duck asks. "Ok, Huey, Dewey.... so you must Louis, right?" To which the last duckling answers: "No, my name's Puddles, and don't even ask how my day went." Hohoho roofles
Lol. Reminds me of the "want to hear a dirty joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirtier joke? Bubbles is my next door neighbor" Grrrrowl.
close pink i think it really goes wanna hear a clean joke.. sure.. today i took a bath with bubbles wanna hear a dirty joke.. sure.. bubbles is the girl next door =P and fuckin nice joke man nice joke
lmao, I wasn't expecting it, even though I know that classic styled joke. One day, a class had a substitute and a few students were late Tommy comes late and the sub asks why Tommy says "I was on top of cherry hill" John comes late and the sub asks why John says "I was on top of cherry hill" Then a girl walks in and the sub asks her why she's late. The girl says "Well... I'm Cherry Hill"