This just happened

Discussion in 'General' started by Wtfbro, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. #1 Wtfbro, Sep 5, 2013
    Ok so I was at work with my dad which is 30 miles from our home. We got in an argument so I walked away from work and got picked up from a cop who gave me a ride to the neighborhood I grew up in, which wasn't intentional. I was still about 20 miles away from my home so I decided to try hitch hiking. I got picked up by this old lady, she was in her 60's. She bought me breakfast and took me all the way home. She also gave me her number. Either she's just a very nice lady, or she wants my dick. 

     
  2. #2 TrazyTheTrashPicker, Sep 5, 2013
    sounds like a strange,random day Op.
     
  3. #3 Kuollut, Sep 5, 2013
    You gonna smash or what?
     
  4. #4 The3amJunkie, Sep 5, 2013
    she wants your dick she didnt give you her number so she could drive you everywhere.
     
  5. #5 Jamaican Hotbox, Sep 5, 2013
    Was she hot?
     
  6. #6 Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Sep 5, 2013
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MyoYZvgjk
     
    But people get lonely, sometimes they just want some company, someone to talk to, eat with, fuck with...lol.  
     
    Naw, her intention doesn't have to be sexual, could be companionship.
     
  7. #7 Weedity, Sep 5, 2013
    She is obviously a fully sexually functional sex craving 60 year old. 
     
     
  8. #8 KryptoniteKing, Sep 5, 2013
    this is what we call a double bag situation. put a bag on your own head as well in case her falls off
     
  9. #9 sapien, Sep 5, 2013
     
    and oven mits so you cant discern what youre touching
     
  10. #10 KryptoniteKing, Sep 5, 2013
    alright damn if were gonna do the mitt romney method we better do it right, ok so use two bags, 2 mitts, then steal her money
     
  11. #11 sapien, Sep 5, 2013
     
    and a catchers chest pad so you dont rub against any floppy tits
     
  12. #12 Rebel Eye, Sep 5, 2013
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    just think of the all the experience she has had. she could teach you things, man.. 
     
  13. #13 KryptoniteKing, Sep 5, 2013
    sht so true i forgot about the hangers. your gonna scare her off with a brown bag, oven mitts and catchers gear. alright just get a poncho so all u can feel is plastic. cut holes accordingly
     
  14. #14 Ẅest Čoast, Sep 5, 2013
    OP expecting pussy, but gonna get a glass of milk and a pinch on a cheek.
     
  15. #15 Cactus Ed, Sep 5, 2013
    Forget the bags. Instead of laughing at her, immerse yourself in the experience and give her a good time. She took a huge chance giving you a ride and deserves a little consideration. After you're done pass her to your Dad
     
  16. #16 4 Four 2 Twenty 0, Sep 5, 2013
    wut
     

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