read this... its hilarious http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7964860/?GT1=6542 and another joke i found that pretty funny A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. >> The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" >> The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." >> So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. >> After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. >> At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. >> A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. >> He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" >> The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! >> The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. >> He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" >> The Monkey looks down and says "FUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"
Good thing he didn't drive eh! I remember when I was tripping on peyote, I thought the car was stopped and tried getting out, I freaked everyone out that time.