this guy nearly killed me from laughing!

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  1. #1 toughtoke21, Oct 13, 2010
    omg i nearly died laughing from this guy.

    my friend said that his friend sells and brought me to meet him today.
    we were in public and it was pretty crouded in the parking lot we went to meet him at.

    my friend told me to go up to him and ask him
    what his name was, (so the dude knew that i was buying.)

    So i go up to him and say "Whats your name" he says " Jack [ME]hoff for free or william
    [HOLDING] for twenty bucks.

    i dident get the joke at first till i got back in the car. i laughed my ass all the way home.

    and the cronic helped with that! :smoke:
     
  2. #2 fenix420, Oct 13, 2010
    AHhah-- I don't get it.
     
  3. #3 Killa4ThaKush, Oct 13, 2010
    ???????????????/
     
  4. #4 davida0829, Oct 13, 2010

    jack me off for free or william for twenty bucks
     
  5. #5 Canada x 420, Oct 13, 2010
    The fact that you agreed is gross.
     
  6. #6 newbienewton, Oct 13, 2010
    Jack me off I get.. it's the william for twenty bucks that stumps me. :confused:
     
  7. #7 Adam Bomb, Oct 13, 2010
    lol This...
     
  8. #8 Canada x 420, Oct 13, 2010
    I think he was saying you can jack off for free or have william for 20 bucks?
     
  9. #9 FiveOnIt, Oct 13, 2010
    ..what?
     
  10. #10 opex, Oct 13, 2010
    William meaning the weed
     
  11. #11 ramone&emiglio, Oct 13, 2010
    William Holding = Willy I'm Holding

    I think?
     
  12. #12 purplenuggets, Oct 13, 2010
    William Holding = well, I am holding
     
  13. #13 Skyline, Oct 23, 2010
    I think he's saying there are 2 options for his name depending on what he wants to do.
    Situation 1: "What's your name?" "Jack MeHoff for free" a.k.a. He can Jack off the dealer and get the green for free. :bolt:

    Or.

    Situation 2: "Just William man, its 20 bucks" :hello:


    Took me a second too but I :laughing:
     
  14. #14 Demented, Oct 24, 2010
    Hahaha, what a nice guy.
     
  15. #15 Dird, Oct 24, 2010
    i dont think u get it either lol
     
  16. #16 Brahski, Oct 24, 2010
    I got it. Hardest I've ever thought in my lifetime.
     
  17. #17 Liqweed, Oct 24, 2010
    I cant do this right now lol :smoking:
     
  18. #18 fenix420, Oct 24, 2010
    can you please enlighten the rest of us?
     
  19. #19 dryseasonsucks, Oct 24, 2010
    Is the OP a guy or a girl
     
  20. #20 Brahski, Oct 24, 2010
    When he asked his name the guy said his name was:
    1) Jack Mehoff for free
    2) William (his real name-selling weed) for $20 (a dub sack)

    So fucking hard to explain.
     
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