Think of a random sentence. Go ahead, do it.

Who the fuck is Robert Pattinson

 

Once I found a penny inside a banana, I was so excited that I jizzed in my pants, twice while thinking about cake.

 

Oh look, a homosexual gazelle is prancing about the neighbor's roof

 

I snort the nose. Lucifer! Lucifer! Barney!

 

So would that be called a GAYzelle

 

I had a poop that looks like Nelson Mandela with a beard but its very good at playing poker..... wow im hungry im gonna eat some people

 

Woah, that lady just fell into another plane of existance...

 

Here's the only random sentence I can think of: Fifteen years to life.

 

When the elephant comes for you, be sure to sneeze on it's neck before you cook it on the grill.

 

My tires are filled with chocolate.

 

The refrigerator has an appointment with the podiatrist.

The pickle wears a yamaka at high noon.

The the fits hand the glove.

The Pope pokes smot with Pinnochio in the holy sea

 

I like to stick my finger into my ice cream and burp, especially when I'm vanilla and gold!

 

My pencil needs a haircut.

 

that doesn't smell like chocolate

the paradigm shifted and the perpetual machine stalled.

 

Hey let go of my arm,Jesus, it's kind of attached