things you say right before you light up

mary jane leaves me speachless

 

and off to mars

 

*lighter flicks and lights* hold it near joint or blunt or bowl and say "No turning back now" and smoke it lol.

Heeeeere's Johnny!!

"Here we go"

"I'm on it"

"Which way is rotation going this time?"

 

Auto bots, roll out!

 

'hit that shit fuck head whore'

i smoke with my mom exclusively.

 

"Bongs away!"

 

when i am with people i always say

"duuuuude.....gooood stuff"

and then proceed to light the bowl/bong/joint etc

 

I dont talk to myself when im sparkin up but do make sex noises when im alone like 'Mmmmm yeh' but thats about it...

 

My first bowl of the day I would say something along the lines of "nicee"yay"hell yeah".
afterwards yummie.

 

Lets do this.

 

"Someone call the Police!!"

 

This might reveal who I am to others but whenever I am about to take a fat rip, i inevitably say:

"Everybody Stand Back."

 

Fuck it.

 

"Catch me if you can"

when im eventually ripped

"ya, lets go i rip this shittt *coughg*" .. i didnt even rip it yet. that was leftover lung treats from last bowl

"Magic Green, do..your.. worst!"

"...wuut? i just grinded up bud when i have a half smoked bowl.. damn i herb too hard..hehe"

 

I usually drum out like a madman as opposed to talking to myself. I often blaze alone.

 

Lets Cheif

 

Beam me up scotty

Il see you in another life brotha ..

See you on the other side

If i dont make it please dont steal my weed and pet rabbit

 

If i'm hitting greens on a bowl I'll usually say "No Camping allowed" although i'm not sure why because inevitably once you get 3/4 of the way through a bowl someone will tell a story and camp anyway. If someone else has greens though i'll just say "torch that shit ni**a"

 

"Cool man, I fucking love weed and I love to get high even more!"

 

"fuck it"