Things asian people never say

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by badlogic69, Jun 22, 2012.

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  1. #1 badlogic69, Jun 22, 2012
    "I think I'll drive safe and slow today"

    "let's use our indoor voices"
     
  2. #2 PositiveAttitudeMachine, Jun 22, 2012
    "Hello"
     
  3. #3 dankzombie, Jun 22, 2012
    "You got a B on your test? I'm proud of you son."
     
  4. #4 b lewis, Jun 22, 2012
    I have a large penis
     
  5. #5 l James l, Jun 22, 2012
    "I'm *****ed out."

    "Anime? Fuck that!"

    "I got an F in math"
     
  6. #6 MichaelArevalo, Jun 22, 2012
    "A dog is mans best friend"
     
  7. #7 Budbarian420, Jun 22, 2012
    "your not going to be a doctor, son? I love you anyway"
    "My penis is so big"
    "I hate League of Legends"
    "I hate to be on the computer all day"
     
  8. #8 oceansgreen, Jun 22, 2012
    ^nice sig bro
     
  9. #9 Toke Me Blunts, Jun 23, 2012
    "I'm tired of eating rice!"
     
  10. #10 Rerun, Jun 23, 2012
    "Would you like rice with that?"
    "No thanks."
     
  11. #11 Rerun, Jun 23, 2012
    "Oh you can leave your shoes on."

    "FACK, we're all out of sesame oil!"
     
  12. #12 Madian, Jun 23, 2012
    "Damn I need to get my cornrows done again"

    Being high and thinking of an Asian guy with cornrows is fucked up.
     
  13. #13 StimulateMyMind, Jun 23, 2012
    What is starcraft?
     
  14. #14 smokinbuyer, Jun 24, 2012
    I'm pretty sure in the movie How high, the asian in it gets cornrows lol
     
  15. #15 impactfour, Jun 25, 2012
    "I work in construction"

    "magnum please"

    "let's not all throw up the peace sign in this photo"
     
  16. #16 bruhlazer, Jun 25, 2012
    A word that has an "L" in it. They may try, but they will never succeed
     
  17. #17 Thunder Struck, Jun 25, 2012
    no, i don't like anime
     
  18. #18 Miyagi, Jun 25, 2012
    No I wont eat this foul smelling food out in public.


    I don't go to university

    I'm not smarter than you


    No, I don't draw weird anime drawings with 1 drop of water on their face
     
  19. #19 Catatafish, Jun 25, 2012
    That trash fish you just caught? Throw it back.
     
  20. #20 Cruizer, Jun 25, 2012
    Mum, Dad, I want to be a plumber!
     
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