these pretzels are making me thirsty

Discussion in 'Television/Internet TV/VOD/DVD' started by NIXXXON, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. #1 NIXXXON, Apr 8, 2009
    favorite one liners from television or movies.

    GO! :)
     
  2. #2 dogoncouch, Apr 9, 2009
    "do you got a joint?"
    "no."
    "well, it would be cooler if you did"

    dazed and confused.^^^^
     
  3. #3 pomangro, Apr 9, 2009
    Kumar- So you get high and put other people in jail for getting high? Thats so hypocritical.
    George W. Bush- Well let me ask you this, Kumar. You like giving hand jobs?
    Kumar- No
    George Bush- You like getting hand jobs?
    Kumar- hehe..yeah
    George Bush- Well that makes a fucking hypocritisizer too, so shut the fuck up,..and smoke my weed.


    ^^^^^^^ Harold and Kumar 2
     

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