There was this blind man right

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by computersmoker, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. He stopped, he took a deep breath and he said....
  2. where did he stop?
  3. Good morning ladies.
  4. The fish market of course
  5. Don't know why, but first thing that came to me was this video lol
    [ame=]shottas - YouTube[/ame]
  6. ^ Shoots him for not laughing his joke..

    Seems reasonable.
  7. I heard the tune immediately after reading this title. Lol, classic.
  8. Think more in depth, it's a clip from the movie Shoota's. That guy in his passangers seat set him up, well atleast tried too so he told him a story, and said i could have anything but wanted revenge against that "motha fucka who threw me in the pool". An that's what he did, got his revenge.
  9. This thread is fucking with my brain
  10. colt 45 and two zig zags, baby thats all we need..
  11. we can go to tha park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed :smoke:

    as the marijuana burn we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs

    come hit the bong like cheech & chong, get a little taste of hong kong. :bongin:
  12. the various interpretations crack me up.
  13. werll mines from memory, i haven't heard that song for a couple years. came pretty close ;)
  14. if i ever feel need/desire to shoot somebody in the head i m gonna tell this joke first
  15. "I see" as he pisses into the wind.
  16. I met this girl, from hawaii
    stuck it in her ass and she said, ayeee!
  17. Row row row your boat
  18. Lips where breakfast
    Pussy was lunch
    Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

    Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
    She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
  19. "I see." to his deaf dog while pissing into the windy city of lights so bright it hurts my eyes are so red from the smoke coming from the pipe is lit as I am so fuckin high this is making sense and youre here too?

    Hows that for a skull tickler ;)

  20. missed references are frustrating I know.

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