The "Who Has Smoked A Joint The Fastest" Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by vanderjohn, Jun 11, 2011.

  1. #1 vanderjohn, Jun 11, 2011
    So. I know this is really relative to the point of being almost pointless, but it's fun to think about. What's the fastest you've ever smoked a joint? I'll be honest...I partly just wanted to share my own time with you. :D

    My personal time is twenty seconds. I was walking with a buddy on a trail once and we saw some people coming right as I lit the thing up. He was like "finish that!" So I puffed and inhaled the whole thing in twenty seconds. Like a champ.:hello:
     
  2. #2 EricFormanStash, Jun 11, 2011
    You need to take into account how big the joint is and stuff. One person may say 3 minutes, but he might have used king sized papers.
     
  3. #3 lifehack, Jun 11, 2011
    How bigm, L X W m, weight? and what about the kind of paper? Or the Weed =\ so many variables lol
     
  4. #4 spudman78, Jun 11, 2011
    I use ezwide 1/4. probably a minute or so.
     
  5. #5 lazytoker, Jun 11, 2011
    20 seconds? wtf. I try to see how LONG I can make it last, not how quick. For an average J, alone, the fastest is probably a few minutes. And that's when I didn't roll it very well... like when I'm drunk/on other drugs.
     
  6. #6 Colts, Jun 11, 2011
    Just when I thought I thought I saw the dumbest thread the other day, this comes up.
     
  7. #7 Kalabora, Jun 11, 2011
    Seems counter productive...trying to smoke fast. lol
     
  8. #8 vanderjohn, Jun 12, 2011
    For sure. But it was a situational thing where I had to finish it fast. Fun to think about how "experienced" your lungs are. And actually...I've hand rolled some of my best Js while drunk.
     
  9. #9 vanderjohn, Jun 12, 2011
    Haha yeah...there are many variables. That's why I said it's really relative. Still, fun to think about.
     
  10. #10 Amped, Jun 12, 2011

    my friend was drunk as fuck and rolled the best jay i've seen him roll ahha :smoke:
     

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