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The where the f**k is my lighter thread

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by winnipegtoker, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. #1 winnipegtoker, Aug 2, 2011
    Soo I'm hot boxin my closet and I'm rippin my new pipe and it wasn't quit cashed so I put it down to chill then 5 minutes later I want to cash it then where the Mother is my lighter
     
  2. #2 HippieVan, Aug 2, 2011
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    Story of my life man

    One time im havin a sick sesh in my hot tub all alone, bob markey tunes playin, an iced tea... Take a pretty big hit from my bong and i was pretty sure i heard my mom say get inaide right now!! When i went in i realized that i had tricked myself... Got some munchies and head nack outside, grab my bong, pack a fresh bowl, cant find my lighter.... Look down and its in the hot tub :( ended up using a bbq torch lighter :D
     
  3. #3 inz, Aug 2, 2011
    If you have a look on ebay you can find a pack of about 50 disposable lighters for something like £5 ($10ish). I bought a pack two months ago, whenever I need a lighter I just open my drawer and take one out :)
     
  4. #4 The Nickatina, Aug 2, 2011
    lol i lose way to many lighters
     
  5. #5 SwichOne, Aug 2, 2011
    objects have been known to simply vanish as well as ppl. most the time its something we wont notice like a feather, pebble, a earing, but sometimes it can be things we do notice...like your lighter.. quite an interesting phenomenon really.
     
  6. #6 Martinsaurusrex, Aug 2, 2011
    I have a big ass box from Sams Club, paid like $25 for 100 bic lighters.

    I have about 80 left, took out all the ghosties and sold 'em to people for a dollar a pop.
     
  7. #7 Bob Newbie, Aug 2, 2011
    I always put my lighter back in my pocket...how people can do dumb shit like lose them I dont know - your pockets are there for a reason people!!! Leave one in there at all times!!!
     
  8. #8 HighRider420, Aug 2, 2011
    invest in the herb iron. I never have that problem anymore. no more searching for lighters i got my nice green herbiron on a cord so ill never loose it.

    I got a 20ft extension cord so i can go all around the house with it lol
     
  9. #9 CanadaGuy, Aug 2, 2011
    with me i will go a week without losing one lighter, then i will lose like three in one night
     
  10. #10 Deleted member 133001, Aug 2, 2011
    I bought a 5-pack of cheap lighters a week ago, I have one left.

    Where the fuck are my lighters? :p
     
  11. #11 FiveFourOh, Aug 2, 2011
    I lost all of my lighters at one point, looked in my girlfriends nightstand and there's 15 of them in there.
     
  12. #12 sith, Aug 2, 2011
    Probably in one of my friend's greeedy pockets.......why can't people learn to stop jacking my lighters?!
     
  13. #13 herbalist560, Aug 2, 2011
    I agree with sith.
    i fucking hate it when im smoking with a group of people and they always end up jacking my lighters. so fucking stupid!
     
  14. #14 MASS GLASS420, Aug 2, 2011
    Oh, you don't know the trick? just buy the gayest lighter you can find and you'll have it for a life time. i had a pink bic one for a like 3 months
     
  15. #15 Grimreefer623, Aug 2, 2011
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    just got my free sample of humboldt wick. pretty awesome stuff. so much tastier than butane!
    wow i just realized that sounded like an advertisement lmao.
    but seriously maybe i wont lose this like i do my lighter all the damn time.
     
  16. #16 Ibanezrocker08, Aug 2, 2011
    I actually just used up an entire lighter last week... I was so proud that it ran out of fluid before I lost it. But the next day I bought a new one thinking "I'm mature now, I won't lose this". Lost it within an hour of buying it....

    Where the fuck is my lighter?
     
  17. #17 JRilladelphed, Aug 2, 2011

    Dude I totally want a pink pic.
    And my lighter is the rasta flag. Had it for about a week now. :hello:
     
  18. #18 Dopethrone420, Aug 2, 2011
    Just wrap it in electrical tape or something. Whenever I smoke with random people, I conveniently "don't" have a lighter handy, so it keeps the losses down.
     
  19. #19 treechef, Aug 2, 2011
    just write "i love cocks." on your lighter. no one is going to steal a lighter, with "i love cocks" written on it... except ryan seacrest.
     
  20. #20 SwichOne, Aug 2, 2011

    You forgot about Justin Bieber.
     
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