The Things Nobody Tells You....

Discussion in 'General' started by Stoogemeister, May 28, 2010.

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  1. #1 Stoogemeister, May 28, 2010
    The ice cream clinging to the underside of the lid is premium shit


    Stealing a fire extinguisher is a felony


    UFO's are fuckin real


    girls do poop
     
  2. #2 LIsmoker, May 28, 2010
    You are suppose to peel bananas from the tip not the steam (plus you get to look like a monkey)
     
  3. #3 blkmuzchk, May 28, 2010
    lol @"The ice cream clinging to the underside of the lid is premium shit"
     
  4. #4 Elechronic, May 28, 2010
    Catgut is not made from cat guts
     
  5. #5 *guest, May 28, 2010

    Wait, what?

    You don't open it from the "stem" side? How the hell do you open it then?

    I refuse to believe this. :poke:
     
  6. #6 dudeimoncoke, May 28, 2010
    It's true, I saw a video on it. It works so much better if you peel it from the other side.
     
  7. #7 *guest, May 28, 2010


    You're talking about the flat end right? The butthole looking end? The end without the handy-dandy peeling handle?

    You must explain to me how this works, I demand it.
     
  8. #8 BUDS4U2NV, May 28, 2010
    you can go 5 mph over the speed limit and the cops wont pull you over
     
  9. #9 Budwisesir, May 28, 2010
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng]YouTube - Open a Banana Like A Monkey[/ame]
     
  10. #10 b to the lunt, May 28, 2010
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    this is bullshit, never give the pigs a reason to pull you over.


    i might be a little high but, this made me crack the fuck up.
     
  11. #11 PuRe CaNNaBLiSS, May 28, 2010
    rofl :)

    pizza rolls and peanut butter are fucking bomb
     
  12. #12 *guest, May 28, 2010
  13. #13 UNAB0MB3R, May 28, 2010
    Haha who struggles with a banana? The easiest of packaged food. What would he do with a prosessed cheese slice?


    That being said, I will call anyone who says they are not going to try this next time they eat a banana a liar.
     
  14. #14 mushroomsatsuji, May 28, 2010
    We control the government

    we don't need oil

    mind control is real

    those pants do make you look fat
     
  15. #15 *guest, May 28, 2010

    I am completely and totally going to try this next time I eat a banana.
    I am very sad that I don't currently have a banana to try it on. :(
     
  16. #16 sky dog, May 28, 2010

    Yeah he definitely oversold the process of opening a banana

    I open bananas monkey-style just as a conversation starter
     
  17. #17 NGC224, May 28, 2010
    3rd bit isn't true.
     
  18. #18 *guest, May 28, 2010

    UFO's are totally real.
    People see unidentified flying objects all the time. :p

    Whether or not alien spacecrafts are visiting Earth... that's a whole different story. ;)
     
  19. #19 Misc, May 28, 2010
    if someone cut off your big toe you couldn't walk
     
  20. #20 Cheating Death, May 28, 2010
    Loosing your V card to a hoe, ain't that specail:(
     
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