The Strangest Place Your Dick Has Ever Been

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Finger My Urethra, Dec 30, 2012.

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  1. #101 davidtokehead, Dec 31, 2012
    a freshly prepared tub of tuna for subway sandwiches, added some extra sauce to it lol
     
  2. #102 turbotoke, Dec 31, 2012
    In middle school the trumpet I used in band just to see if it would work at all, think I might have got the idea from American Pie. Did not work in case you are wondering. Little later on between two mattresses, does work better so you know. Guess that's not too weird.
     
  3. #103 manwall, Dec 31, 2012
    [quote name='"Omega369"']Toaster slit, it was like fucking the allspark[/quote]

    That's a golden quote I thought all y'all were weird...till I remember the stuffed elephant I had...I didn't rip it myself the tear just happened and I thought "maybe ill loosen it up a little ya never know..."
     
  4. #104 Megacosm, Dec 31, 2012
    This is what I said earlier haha. Great minds think alike
     
  5. #105 RollingStoned92, Dec 31, 2012
    in one of spongebobs holes.
     
  6. #106 Finger My Urethra, Jan 1, 2013

    You Motherfucker..
     
  7. #107 MedicalManOR, Jan 2, 2013
    in my ex bosses mouth
     
  8. #108 PerfectlyBaked, Jan 2, 2013

    Was that apart of your severance package or was it a bonus? :ey:
     
  9. #109 PrinceOfTheCity, Jan 2, 2013
    in between couch cushions when I was like 14 probably. Pretty sick way to mastabate
     
  10. #110 Uvbeenescalated, Jan 2, 2013
    [quote name='"PrinceOfTheCity"']in between couch cushions when I was like 14 probably. Pretty sick way to mastabate[/quote]

    This is my wierdest spot too
     
  11. #111 BUfinest, Jan 2, 2013
    As an employee you wanked into subways tuna box?

    .... dude.... wtf
     
  12. #112 davidtokehead, Jan 2, 2013
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    ^i was 16 and horny as a mofo at the time was gonna be my last day there and was closing shop lol i feel for who ever ate that lmfao
     
  13. #113 jeffdankity, Jan 2, 2013
    ^ david y our sick

    Inside a vaccum cleaner!!
    Had tI make it bigger somehow
     
  14. #114 hundredgrand, Jan 2, 2013
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    this guy is one sick mofo with no regards for anyone :D
     
  15. #115 PerfectlyBaked, Jan 2, 2013

    :eek: "BOO" THIS MAN!!!
    tuna and MANglaze thats fucking foul!
     
  16. #116 PerfectlyBaked, Jan 2, 2013

    Vacuum cleaner: the poor man's penis pump/cock sucker :laughing:
     
  17. #117 420rowdyguy, Jan 2, 2013
    Inside a massive mushroom.

    Carved a tunnel and went to town LMFAO
     
  18. #118 Budlung, Jan 2, 2013
    +rep Mate the very thought entered my mind JUST before landing on this page.


    SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN
     
  19. #119 Larebare, Jan 2, 2013
    Still pissed off about the tuna.....
     
  20. #120 Budlung, Jan 2, 2013
    Never trust mayonaise
     
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