The Story of the Grasshopper and the Octopus

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  1. #1 Tokensmoke10, Oct 5, 2010
    The Story of the Grasshopper and the Octopus


    All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all of his acorns and also he got a race car.

    THE END




    Sorry, just saw that episode of Futurama :smoke:
     
  2. #2 The Botanist, Oct 5, 2010
    TL;DR

    Good people usually lose
     
  3. #3 Mental, Oct 5, 2010
    I thought the moral was octopuses are badass mofos'
     
  4. #4 The Botanist, Oct 5, 2010
    That is true as well lol
     
  5. #5 Tokensmoke10, Oct 5, 2010

    Mooching off of your girlfriend is the moral :smoke:
     
  6. #6 faso, Oct 5, 2010
    That wouldn't have happened with a grass-smoker
     
  7. #7 Tokensmoke10, Oct 6, 2010
    The acorns would've been gone long ago and prolly have to go to a gas station to get more.
     
  8. #8 SIRSOG, Oct 6, 2010
    The thing they didnt tell you, the octopus also got laid, the grasshopper, obviously didnt
     
  9. #9 Tokensmoke10, Oct 6, 2010

    If ya think about it, octopus sex would be weird.
     
  10. #10 faso, Oct 6, 2010
    Yeah octopuses have sex with bagpipes
     
  11. #11 SIRSOG, Oct 6, 2010

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-uSQfXqQGQ]YouTube - Octopus mating[/ame]

    false, octopi, have sex with octopi

    My favorite part of that super steamy sex tape, when hes all "bitch get in that crevice, yea, yea, you like it when i put my tentacle in there...yea you do bitch"
     
  12. #12 Tokensmoke10, Oct 7, 2010
    Get some!!
     

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