the story of danzzy and the city

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Montrealstoneer, Apr 28, 2010.

  1. well this is the story of danzzy lizazoranzi.
    BACK GROUND

    danzzy used to live in a old southern city in the usa with rednecks and racist he did not really like the south and wished he could live somewhere else. he was the biggest pot head of his school (mainly because no one smoked) he had 2 smoking buddys his dealer and his freind they always blazzed before school on wensdays and danzzy would smoke on weekends he lived in a house close to the woods and would usually smoke out some of his causal smoker freinds. the weed he was buying was high mids / regs and schwag he would get really high off of high mids because his tolerence was down . danzzy wanted to get dank he had tried it before and he loved it. so he decided he was going to grow it. he only got schwag seeds and grew 3 plants and got a yeild of about 10 ounces because he harvested early the plants were small all said and done he had about 800$ because he didnt dry and cure properly and just sold in bulk. he then bought 2.5 ounced of dank . they were medical shit . he then with the rest of the money invested in dealing and he put some money away if he wanted to grow again. with a unexpected twist in his life he ended up in the city of lets call it royal de mont . royal de mont was a awesome citys and this is the story of danzzy in royal de mont with his new school



    CHAPTER 1. new settings

    the first day after danzzy got his house with his mom and sister he found a computer net game thing close to his house he went to there and it changed his life he met a few dudes rolling and he was asstonished no one rolled in public were he was police would track u down for 5G were he used to live . here he was so intreged he started a conversationm with the dudes and then was invited to smoke with them in the street. the laws in this new county of the north had very good marijuana laws. it was the first time he smoked dro he was so high . he started freaking out at first then went home and slept. danzzy went to his first day of school a few weeks after. the first day of his first class he met one of his new best pot head freinds. his name was jonny. jonny sold . jonny introduced danzzy to his freinds and he became good freinds with a kid named nealls . the first time they smoked was after school a few days later.




    chapter 2. the cave

    danzzy had adapted to the life there it had been 3 days since he started school and had smoked alot it wasx really cheap here to. in the south it cost him 65$ for and eight here he got dank for 25$ because he met a grower and got it from his freind johnyy. one day they went on a feild trip to a mountain for the yearly sugar off. the went to a mountain. dannzy and jonny bought some weed from this black kid. and then rolled a joint they then found there other freinds and hiked up the mountain . they found a small cave and hot boxed. there was a girl with them to . it was johnyy neals and the girl. jonny was freaking out he was so paranoind. they smoked so much and then came down the mountain they were insured for the next few hours.



    more chapters to come tell me if u liked this or not the other storys will be a bit more intressting than this.
     
  2. good story dude, keep it up
     
  3. Either I'm really bayy or this story is trippy as fuck
     

  4. i think your really bayy bro haha

    oh and i liked it so far keep it up
     
  5. ? what did that dude say
     
  6. montreal sounds pretty cool man :smoking:
     
  7. how did u guess it was montreal LOL
     
  8. wtf is this shit
     
  9. It took me about 3 hours of researching but eventually i connect "royal de mont" to Montrealstoneer (your username). It was tough but I got there in the end.
     
  10. That research is PhD worthy.
     
  11. LOL, you were definitely high as fuck when you came up with that guys name.
     
  12. Chapter 3. Rain

    it was a rainy day it was the 4th day of the new school . danzzy had some good bud on him some m39 indica he picked up from downtown. it was a hard day of school the kind of day that makes ur head hert because of all the shit going up in ur brain. the day had ended and danzzy invited his freinds Nealz and Matt and brondan to piff out . so they headed toward the rest room and nealz rolled a fat one. they then went to the jungle gym near there school and got balzed of there asses. it was a heavy indica. it was as if they were in a slow dream. they headed towards the metro and the next thing danzzy knew it was saturday morning and he woke up.

    Chapter 4. the TRIP to the library

    danzzy had alot of homework to do . massive amounts he wanted to do it but felt tired . then a idea hatched in his head why not do it while high. so he rolled a mixed strain joint . he headed towards the mueseum and smoked that mother fucker it tasted like shit. worst tasting weed ever. but in a few minutes he knew he was fucked up. the high was so high he felt waves going into his head as if it was going to explode deeeep preasures built up in his head and when it was about to explode it would turn into waves. he took the metro to the library. he sat down turned on his ipod and did his home work . problems in math that he sucked at he saw it in another way he did his HW with ease. he then started reading books and he enjoyed it . it was one of those things. one thing every stoner does that none of his friends know about . well danzzys thing was taking a trip ( lol ) to the library he will spend many more times at the library . it was a place for him to relax . he wrote many poems here .

    " weed is a wonderfull thing . it is like a phone that rings
    it alerts you taht u are high brings u out if u are shy
    its like a aeroplane takes u to a city or plane
    then brings u back home again "
     
  13. Cool story bro. Literally.
     

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