and people were starting to wonder why the rollercoaster guy was screaming and sticking out his toungue..
he started to climb the coaster, but suddenly a spaceship came and whisked the tripping norman away..
After crying to the heavens (and brushing his teeth) for a couple hours he put on some music and watched cartoons with the captions on.
...when all of a sudden, he felt an overwhelming sensation of hunger... so, Norman arose from the couch, and journeyed to the kitchen (scratching his balls all the way). He opened the refrigerator door and brandished the poo-stick which he had so carefully brought home with him. "This poo is slightly dry... and cold", thought Norman. So placed it on a dish and put it in the microwave on full power for three minutes. "Yum", exclaimed Norman when it had finished. And he cut the tasty morsel into slices and returned to the couch, where he devoured the meal heartily.
... and even though he was trippin on some "mad brown acid, which was circulating around the crowd" he still played his beast as if it was his last day on earth. Norm was, of course, dying from a bladder infection due to eating another person's Cleaveland Steamer....
... and he did... "Foxy... Lady...... hugh!.... Foxy..... Lady...... hugh!" And due to the great skill of Jimi's axe-playing, Norm recovered from his bladder infection...
hendrix then explained that he was part of an elite crime fighting team, and that he and norman had a special mission
and that mission was that they had to wonder the universe stumbling on to crazy ass stories being told about them...and then laugh their asses off, cuz they just ate poo, and then interject thier own bits and pieces into the story.... so...off they went on their interstellar expedition, surrounded by frothy pillows, and mountains and mountains of bud in thier disco ship...
jest then the pilot(john travolta in his batlefeild outfit) bursts into the disco floor... and amid a series of hip thrusts anounces... that the ship is under attack by bogarting mooches
So they tore into their food storage locker, grabbed all the canned beens and beer and started a major munchie fest. Along with the previous poo diet, they were absolutely loaded with ammunition, but they needed to enter the attacking ship before they launched their bombs....