So I was stoned in the shower and thought up this game (go figure..), so you give something that'd suck and the reason why, and the next person has to think up the positive and give another negative situation. Like this; poster1 "I could never go camping cos I love taking showers too much" poster2 "Waking up outside rules tho" Yeah bad example So ill start I guess; I'd hate to live in a treehouse cos climbing up a ropeladder with your groceries would suck..
Okay Archimedes let me give it a try, lol ..The Stoners cant get to your groceries in your Tree House atleast
One man's awkward moment is another man's fetish. I'm unemployed and can't afford college anymore, mostly because a girl I was living with (for two years) dumped me for my roommate (and best friend), and kicked me out of the house, causing me to have to quit my job (which I fucking LOVED), drop out of school and move back in with my parents. Now I just lost my health insurance, and in my state it is illegal to not be able to afford health insurance. And I'm out of weed
get a hamster im hanging off the side of a cliff and the only person there to save me is jack the ripper
bwahaha junkie said get a hamster for the dude 2 posts up haha atleast you didnt fall to your death. i just got caught jacking off to some vintage porn.
bikes arent bad, theyll give you killer thighs. guys love good thighs, speaking of thighs churchs chicken got the best kinda thighs in the world. so like true story, i cant sleep right now because my baby sister wet my blanket and i dont know where the blankets are in this damn house so i cant sleep cause im too damn cold
At least you have a blanket, 3rd world countries don't even know what a blanket is. I wake up at 9:30AM every morning for no reason.
At least you wake up. I want to buy a bag but I really should save my money for 'more important things'.
if no one is around it wont matter if you pee on yourself My dog chewed up my phone charger which is now dead and when i go to wal mart to buy a new one i realize she has also chewed up my credit card.. (just happened)
look at the bright side, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. my ride just bitched out on me right now to go to the 626 to smoke some herbs.
maybe there is a cop waiting right where u were gonna smoke, so your car saved you...lol idk how to do the next part of this joke, cuz im so high....try that i guess find something good about THAT! haha jp
Well...its that much less of a chance of gettin booked for havin ganja lol I cant find a job, dont kno what i want to go s to school for, am 18, and moving to a fairly conservative state later on this month (where it might be hard to finda connect or 2) EDIT: My bad i posted a lil too late, i answered to Coast
You'd be surprised at the amount of hookups you'll find in conservative states, especially if they're rural. People with nothing to do in the country, what do you think they do? Drink, do drugs and fuck. Also you're 18, you have your whole life in front of you. The love of my life lives in another state, and is in constant threat from her abusive ex-husband, and there is nothing I can do about it. In time, I will likely confront him. I know I'll have the inclination to rage and be violent, but it goes against my nature of being a peaceful guy. He deserves it more than anyone else I know, but I don't know if I'll be able to control myself.