The official you know your a wimp if.....Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by junkheadrev, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. #1 junkheadrev, Sep 2, 2011
    Simple name things that people do that could make them seem like a wimp (If you do some of these things,don't fret, as long as you don't have a check mark next to everything on the list):D

    Ill start it off with
    You know your a wimp if:
    1. A huge toke to you is a small toke to a high-school kid

    2.Your favorite alcoholic drinks are wine coolers/mikes hard lemonade

    3.You don't want to kill a bug because your scared of it(exception if its a hornet,black widow,camel spider or you live in Australia )or because its a baby.

    4.If you troll on threads because that's the only way you can feel tough

    5.If you snitched out a dealer and/or friend(Even if this is the only thing you've Done on the list your still a wimp)

    6.You still throw up from bong hits

    7.Your scared of your dealers dogs(guilty)

    8.You agree that weed should be illegal

    9.Your idea of hardcore rap is will smith

    10.Your idea of hard rock is panic at the disco

    Feel free to contribute :smoke:
     
  2. #2 Lyndon, Sep 2, 2011
    If you sketch out at every fucking noise, and every single light you see while smoking a bowl late at night in a secluded park.
     
  3. #3 Moanin, Sep 2, 2011
    You're a wimp if you can't handle the Listerine 'tingle' for less than 30 seconds.
     
  4. #4 ganja999, Sep 2, 2011
    You get shot and you cry.
     
  5. #5 Moanin, Sep 2, 2011
    If you can tickle your own balls, you're a wimp.
     
  6. #6 junkheadrev, Sep 2, 2011
    Oh yeah, if u scream when you put on aftershave
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    Or if you have a vagina
     
  7. #7 steveTHEstoner, Sep 2, 2011
    When you feel guilty for fucking your best friends bitch!
     
  8. #8 Parable, Sep 2, 2011
    If you hear scratching noises coming from your door and you yell "PLEASE! STOP!"

    (Inspired from someones thread)
     
  9. #9 Eric111E, Sep 2, 2011
    If your hearing noises that makes you crazy not a wimp
     
  10. #10 Sweetleaftoker, Sep 2, 2011
    If you listen to emo/screamo shit
     
  11. #11 Moanin, Sep 2, 2011
    If Paranormal Activity gave you nightmares.
     
  12. #12 junkheadrev, Sep 2, 2011
    If you stop having sex with a girl just because one of you balls slipped out of your sack....and then she proceeded to eat it.
     
  13. #13 Parable, Sep 2, 2011
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  14. #14 junkheadrev, Sep 2, 2011
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  15. #15 AshTapper33, Sep 2, 2011
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  16. #16 junkheadrev, Sep 2, 2011
    Bummmp
     
  17. #17 Jankasauras, Sep 2, 2011
    If you have to shave your own balls, make old ernie trim the edges.
     
  18. #18 â’¸anadianBuds, Sep 2, 2011

    Still throw up from bong rips? Damn you must have been a huge pussy. Ive never greened period.
     
  19. #19 Lyndon, Sep 2, 2011

    You must have never gone balls out. I've puked saliva before, everyone does it. :cool:
     
  20. #20 junkheadrev, Sep 3, 2011
    If you never puked from a bong hit you stopped two early.
    Happened twice when in high school me n my buddys would all put in on an o of dank(or mids when broke) and would all toke till we couldnt any more.But usualy 1800 or a few 24 packs of budweiser were involved.Gave me the elaphant lungs I have today though lol
     
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