Lil I never tried it but I remember being in 8yh grade and some kid in my class was flapping in the corner hard and the teacher was asleep so me and my homeboy start tossing balls of paper at him Lil man good tines
Hahaha I've never been caught but I've left evidence..sometimes even the videos themselves. It's embarassing but I remember when I was like 14 or 15 if my mom said anything about it id tell her it was a pop-up.... Good times haha
I remember a few months ago I had copied a porn link on my phone and the next day I went to copy and paste something to send to my grandma but I accidentally didn't copy and I pasted and sent it and it was the porn link. She opened it and she called me I told her it was a forward that I didn't open it haha
[quote name='"BudzMcCool"']Hah once I was in my room enjoying a rub when out of a sudden my bro unlocks my door to confront me about someshit and walks in...it wouldn't be bad but since I was it happened so quickly I had no time to react so I grabbed my dog and put her on my lap to cover my cock my bro then gets all in my face and starts yelling at me to give him the dog so he yanks her away to expose my pants down putting me in the perfect position to look like I was screwing the dog....he then left all ashamed and since then I'm sure he thinks I was screwing the dog lol[/quote] That's fucking funny 'Too blessed to be stressed'
Well me and my moms boyfriend are cool and we both smoke so sometimes he smokes me out. Although i do appreciate being smoked out tonight his offer came at the worst time it could ever come...as im cumming. ` Then to make the situation worse he stands there and asks the most awkward questions ever like first he asks me if i wanna smoke followed immediately by "Is that a ho sucking dick...let me see" and "Whats her name I gotta look her up she fine" I wash my hands we smoke and for some reason i feel violated by being forced to share my porn...¯(_o)/¯
So i have two stories and sorry about any spelling errors im typing this from my phone. first story: So this is late at night and im high as fuck and my parents are in the living room watching tv so i thought id go wack it. Started normally but right before i came i heard someone walking right outside the door. Right as i came my door opened and like the ninja i am i whipped the covers over me with my shorts still around my ankles and closed the porn on my laptop. Whenever i fap and my parents are home i have a backup tab open likw facebook or some shit so my mom walks in and is like ok im going to bed night and im like night. This was like a week after i failed a drug test and she walked over and saw some page on fb that i liked and it was a stonee page and shes like wtf why would u like that and made me unlike it. keep in mind my pants were still down this whole time and i had jizz all over me. most akward moment ever haha. second story: so i have a geust house attached to my house and me and my friend were out having a sesh once my parents were asleep and once we cleaned up and shit we were listenin to music and hes like "oh dude i gotta go to the bathroom ill be right back". so like 15 minutes goes by and im like wtf is he doing in ther. So i walked over to the bathroom and knocked and he didnt answer so i opened the door (i thought he had like passed out or something). well when i open the dolr i see him sitting on the floor with his pants off and porn playing on his phone. I close the door as fast as i can and scream "Dude what the fuck u cant do that in there". He came out laughing his ass off and hes like "haha dude i though i locked the door". we laughed it off and it was pretty damn funny but it was cool cause were like best buds so i wasnt too pissed. needless to say i told our whole group of friends and they thought it was pretty damn funny too haha. i still mention it everytime he uses the bathroom lol.
After smoking a joint at around midnight, I said to myself "Fuck it, Imma wack it." 2 minutes after I jizz under the blankets, my mom walks in. Mom: why does it smell like weed in here? me: I don't know... mom :How much did you smoke? me: nothing mom : (repeat) How much did you smoke? me : This much (with lifting my hand and using the gesture of a small amount) She looks at me weird for like 3 seconds and says Ok and walks out. I think to myself "I got off easy", and realize my hand is covered with so much jizz that it looked like I was playing Patty-Cake with Casper...
I'm not even masturbating, but I'm looking all around because I'm scared of that bearded man with the camoflauge hat... holy shit.
Wow i have the greatest story for this thread. We are at my best friends in columbus, our other friend is with us as all. Hes younger than us by a year and reallllly naive, he is just known for saying dumb shit. As an example, he once asked if winterizing a jetski made it so it could "ride on ice". He once pronounced satin black (a color of spray paint) "satan" black, and said "damn that must be dark as fuckkk" There's more, but you get the point. He just waits until hes around a large group of people and says ridiculously dumb shit on accident.u So we are in columbus fucking around at my best friends house taking a shower getting ready to go eat and party. We play rock paper scissors to see who gets the first and of course its dumbass. We tell him to hurry up his shower so theres enough hot water for all of us, "dont jack off" we said jokingly. Of course we have to fuck with him. Chris picks the shitty bathroom door lock, we go to the utility sink and let the cold water run for 5 minutes so its freezing. We fill up like a 1-2 gallon bucket and i start video taping. I follow chris to the bathroom, he opens the door, walks up to the shower goes "oh my god" in this hilarious high pitched voice of confusion, you hear merk say "dude what the fuck!!!" Then SPLOOSH dumps the water all over merk. Now what he was doing was sitting on the shower floor, beating it. My video aims at the shower and it looks like there's noone in there lol. We verbally rape him for beating it when we jokingly actually told him not to, and tried to claim he was "checking his dick for cuts" this made us make fun of him x100 so he admitted it. I still to this day tell him to "take it easy on my shower floor" whenever he goes to the bathroom here. Heres a pic from the video