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The Novel of Waffle Nirvana.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Slayersaiez, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. #1 Slayersaiez, Oct 3, 2011
    Part 1. The wafflessness mishap.

    Today it hit me, shit I have no munchies the only stuff I have is some rice crispies (not treats just unsweetened crispies!), and maby a few canned goods. Damn I could feel the munchies coming on fast. Gotta act fast! I ran to the grocery stores a block down and bought some delicious store brand frozen waffles. I ripped open the pack and was slightly appauled at what the sight was that lay before me. The waffles were warped in a grotesque position to where they looked like they thawed, bent a little, and then refroze into a solid deformed excuse for a waffle. No big deal I thought " Food should have a good formed shape but I'm worried about flavor in this situation.". Holy shit they didn't fit properly in the toaster due to their deformed shape I must break them in half.

    Part 2. The Syrup fiasco.

    I put these delicious checker patterned pastries into my toaster on a low-medium heat and waited for them to pop. They came up and one side of each waffle was just cold and mushy while the other side was crisp and warm. Shit my toaster only has half a heating element per slot. I had to pick these waffles out with my bare hands and turn them around so they could get cooked evenly on both sides. When they were done I put them on a plate and went to the fridge for the most important part- the syrup.

    Holy fucking camel dick where the fuck is the fucking syrup?!?!?!?!?

    I rummaged through the cupboards until I was contemplating going and buying some. How the hell could I forget the most important part of this plan that makes the difference between dry crunchy bread or heaven in my mouth? I took one last look in the pantry and oh there it was. I poured syrup all over those mother truckers and mmmmmmm I reached waffle Nirvana.:hippie:
     
  2. #2 nb8475, Oct 3, 2011
    Haha this is so stupid but so great.
     
  3. #3 LilJ86, Oct 3, 2011
    haha! you are fucking WINNING my friend!
     
  4. #4 Slayersaiez, Oct 4, 2011
    bump.
     
  5. #5 Douggs, Oct 4, 2011
    You made me salivate.
     
  6. #6 Slayersaiez, Oct 4, 2011
    you made me salviator the wrecking ball.
     
  7. #7 CSterbz, Oct 4, 2011
    Waffles? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA
     
  8. #8 Percolated, Oct 4, 2011
    lilj; you following me around or sumthin? ha
    waffles<3
     
  9. #9 LilJ86, Oct 4, 2011
    LMAO, yup thats it.. i come into these threads, see your post. jump in my time machine, come to this thread at an earlier time and post just to make life that much more interesting! :wave:
     
  10. #10 Cashlin, Oct 4, 2011
    you should write short stories maan
     
  11. #11 Jumbo, Oct 4, 2011
    oh. OHHH. ok....... :bongin:

    Lets order linguini.

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  12. #12 Fat Smoke, Oct 4, 2011
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9bHnjet0]TOO MUCH - YouTube[/ame]
     

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