Its pretty simple, you add a sentance or that corresponds to the one before and make a story Ill do the honor of starting us off Steven woke up, he opened his eyes and slowly made his way out of bed, he slipped on his blue silk bathrobe and made his way down his 3 flights of stairs towards the kitchen.
Upon entering the kitchen, Steven was soon drawn to realise a distinct, foul smelling odour. Steven was always a curious child growing up, and this aspect of his personality still remains, so like a moth to a flame, Steven found the source of the stench, a rather large black bag. Many would assume this contained waste food and such, but with a bottle of bleach beside it and its convenient placement directly in front of his open window, Steven's suspicions of evil-doing became amplified. Heroically he inhaled deeply and forced his existence towards the bag ...
steven then realized he was late for his church meeting and had to haul ass in his 94 geo metro rollin phat on 6's. as he entered the church parking lot everyone stared at him like "LOLWTF" and proceeded to walk in. steven decided to hotbox his metro, little did he know his weed was laced with pcp. after smoking a blunt he was freaking out and decided to strip down and tackle the priest. the priest apparently liked it and it turned the whole town into chaos.
After the priest declared the town in a state of Anarchy, Steven went down to his local Wal Mart to raid the place. He pulled into the parking lot (still hitting up that pcp pipe) when 2 FATTTTT ladies approached his car. "We control this here wal-mart, ya see? If you want to get in here you got to get us the fabled Cadbury Cream Egg of Eden." The biggies began to drool at the thought of chocolate goodness filling their tastes buds. Steven only had one option...
to seduce the women with a cover version of cum on feel the noize, played on his handy ukulele he had strapped to his back.