I decided to go outside and smoke a cigarette after lighting up. So I walk outside, light my cigarette, and hit it a couple times. I looked down and noticed I was outside in my boxers and a shirt, at 2:30 in the afternoon, and my hot ass neighbor I go to school with and her milf of a mom were looking right at me. The mom asked me "what are you doing?" while giggling. I looked dead at her and said "I don't know, I'm cold", dropped my cigarette, went inside (note that it's like 70 degrees out), looked out the window and noticed she was still looking directly at me. What the fuck, guys...
I would have pulled a will farrel, popped a huge boner and stood there oblivious to it. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMvL5GkTWe8&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Ron Burgundy, Masive erection - YouTube[/ame]
Nah, momma thinks I'm a pothead and daughter likes big black dick. I sadly do not have a big black dick. They're like briefs, but they're just as long as boxers. I felt pretty stupid.
You need to watch this movie asap. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YZqH0vX_o]Afternoon Delight - YouTube[/ame]
Def check it out, its quality comedy. Also, remove the rock you've lived under for apparently some time
I canNOT believe you've never seen anchorman! haha its kinda a coincedence tho cuz my girl just saw it for the first time with me last night. such a bomb movie. be sure to blaze up before it tho. now for your situation, I wuldnt sweat it. ur prob just freakin cuz u we're high
I went back out again 10 minutes ago to smoke, this time I had my pants on. I waved at her, she just laughed.
They're like briefs, but they're just as long as boxers. I felt pretty stupid.[/QUOTE] Ahhh. You should have said boxer briefs cuz that helps us feel and understand the embarrassment! Boxers wouldn't have been a big deal! But fuck man, we should all be able to privately chill on our own porch in our briefs if we feel like it! (Neighborhoods suck lol)