The monkey that dips his dick in whisky

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by since93, Oct 1, 2010.

  1. #1 since93, Oct 1, 2010
    A few centuries back during the land rush, in one of the frontier communities a tired guy walks into the saloon and orders a whisky...he is just about to take a sip when a monkey runs up and dips his dick in the glass and runs off...the guy in rather surprised and after a few moments, tells the barman to give him a different glass...still dazed, he makes a move for his drink when the monkey appears out of nowhere and sticks his dick in the whisky and bolts off...infuriated, the guy grabs the barman demanding to know what is going on...the barman says "ask sam over there" pointing to the pianist..."hes been here quite a while, maybe he can answer"...so our guy trots up to sam and says "do you know the monkey that dips his dick in whisky?" and sam goes: "no but if you hum the tune a bit, im sure i can pick up on it"
     
  2. #2 budsmoker42, Oct 1, 2010
    sorry dude but i dont find that funny
     
  3. #3 CharO0ne, Oct 1, 2010
    Uhm...I don't get it?
     
  4. #4 DownShift, Oct 2, 2010
    haha that's pretty funny
     
  5. #5 Smokeebear, Oct 2, 2010
    :confused_2:
     
  6. #6 the blunt truth, Oct 2, 2010
    hhahahaha dude im baked im dying that was a classic, you guys are so missing out lol its a mindfuck
     
  7. #7 JoMommaNoid, Oct 2, 2010
    How do you guys not get it? It's a newer version of a joke that's been endlessly revamped...
    Something funny goes on
    musician gets asked about it
    musician responds as though they're asking him about the title of a song rather than a situation.

    ...Not a bad version...
     
  8. #8 Smokeebear, Oct 2, 2010
    Sorry, still doesnt cut it...
     
  9. #9 since93, Oct 2, 2010
    nice breakdown...:smoke:
     
  10. #10 chillin420, Oct 2, 2010

    ohhhhhhhh i get it now...

    not really funny tho. :confused_2:
     
  11. #11 adambommb, Oct 2, 2010
    dude how fuckin stoned were you?
     
  12. #12 CharO0ne, Oct 3, 2010
    Oooh, I get it. It's still not funny, but at least I get the joke :smoke:
     
  13. #13 marsdude89, Oct 3, 2010
    I chuckled at the end.
     
  14. #14 HickChick420, Oct 17, 2010
    CLASSIC.. love this version. gotta try to remember that. lol.
     
  15. #15 Santeria420, Oct 17, 2010
    A punchline involving whisky dick would have been much more funnier
     
  16. #16 abouttodeletethis, Oct 17, 2010
    Haha, I found that pretty funny.
     
  17. #17 Echoes of Floyd, Oct 20, 2010


    hahaha thats what I was waiting for the entire time as well :p
     
  18. #18 since93, Oct 20, 2010
    just script an alternate ending and you should be fine.....:smoke:
     
  19. #19 TheAstroblaster, Oct 20, 2010
    it would have been more funny played out in a movie or play but as a joke it's pretty plain

    have you tried telling people this joke? did they laugh? maybe you can make it funny i dunno
     
  20. #20 since93, Oct 20, 2010
    hah, its the same in real life...some laugh some dont.....:smoke:
     

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